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teacher's meat rider

a student that no matter what, gotta snitch. trust me if you live in Quebec and study in a francophone school, that one student will snitch on you cuz you spoke another language.
Guy 1: man i fucking hate Xavier, he's the teacher's meat rider.
Guy 2: nah frfr bro he needs to get tf outta here.
Xavier: i'm telling the teacher you said that.
Guy 1 & 2: FUCK YOU XAVIER!!!!!
by Cail oof February 1, 2024
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Dick rider

Someone who is always up someone else's ass and does whatever they say
Dude john is such a dick rider for the Mayor doing whatever he says
by Papa_D April 11, 2023
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rider

refered to a crazy fan of someone
x: kanye did nothing wrong
y: shut up rider
by eu.kid April 17, 2023
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Nickelback Riders

gay porn involving Puerto Rican and black men originating from Miami Florida. typically recorded in large high class apartment buildings such as Brickell Flatiron
Dude I just found the craziest nickelback riders video I've ever seen you gotta check this out
by 997821c April 21, 2023
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Alabama Snake Rider

a new age sex position (post publication of the kama sutra).

placements— male will lie on his back, and the female will be on top of him in a low squatted position with her knees directed towards the ceiling (sometimes known as 'the asian squat'), and her back towards him. her hands are to be in front of her and placed upon his thighs, just above the male's knees.

movement— female would bounce up and down while maintaining the low squatted position. a female is considered 'highly skilled' if she is able to "bounce" or "ride" with either, very minimal use of her legs (i.e. repetitively un-bending then bending her knees), is able to keep her feet fully flat on the ground, or is able to keep her knees pointed upwards.

her stance should be narrow, and the exact width of his bod; her heels, on both left and right sides should be touching his hips.

this position can be modified to make the stance and movements easier by placing her knees where her feet are originally (aka the 'reverse cowgirl' position).
bro #1: "where were you last night. man? i tried to text you, then called you a few times, and you literally didn't respond to anything.

bro #2: i know, i know! and forreal, i apologize. but i had my lil sneaky link come through and when she decided to do that alabama snake rider on me, i swear it was like i was paralyzed and couldn't remember my own name!
by Rihyo May 3, 2023
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tanqr dick rider

a 9 year old iPad kid that idolizes competitive roblox bedwars players and goes to great lengths to defend tanqr. they are usually mobile players that brag about their supposed "skill" and have "yo", "sweaty", "skill aura","star", and much more degenerate shit. when they don't know what to say to defend tanqr their excuse is that he only plays for fun which is a lie. oh and for some reason his arsenal fans still defend him even though he is a r6 and washed. cmon dracoo is CLEARLY better but you think tanqr is better because he is popular.

kinda unrelated but i have seen 200+ replies on a comment that said tanqr isn't even good. thats fucking crazy.
a person who is actually smart: man i think the skinny pedophile minibloxia is better
another person who is smart: yeah he is good at bedwars and aiming
tanqr dick rider: oh you're so wrong tanqr is CLEARLY better and my soy boy vitamin d deficient tanqr is better
by Reminite December 5, 2023
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dick rider

Yailin alwasys being a Dick rider to hate on someone else
by PrivateNoteBook December 12, 2023
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