Fart-queef

When a lady is sitting with her legs crossed and she farts, the fart continues up the lips and exits by the bean. It shall make a 'queef noise'.

Katie was eating kale chips on the couch and let a fart-queef out.

by Kalechipsandfarts January 7, 2021

Quaver Queef

When the girls Queef smells like cheese... This is a warning that she's dirty and unwashed and to avoid hitting that at all costs as she's most likely to have an infection!

Bro! That girl I took home last night did the dirtiest quaver Queef in my face... I sent her packing, that sketty bitch!

by Naytown86 April 25, 2021

Mouldy Queef

A term for when a fellow South London gang member releases odorous gas from his low riding anus.

Man u let off a mouldy queef, get me?

by BITCHAZSUKMYCOCK August 24, 2012

Cranial Queefing

Euphemism for a major symptom of the incurable disease of CRS; (Can't Remember Shit). Presents in the patient as a manifestation of a violent or forceful expulsion of air or gas (Bull Shit) from the Cranium. aka:Cerebral Flatulence.

See Also: Brain Fart.

You will have to forgive my lack of attention today, I am suffering from a major attack of Cranial Queefing...

by Tore Up November 30, 2011

Beef Queef

When a man docks his anus to a woman's vagina, passes gas into it and the woman proceeds to queef it out.

Sam made me beef queef last night, it was gravy.

by MGK sux July 12, 2023

queef cabinet

An alternate way to refer to the female genitals. Usually in a derogatory way.

A: How are things going with Brittany?
J: Everything was great, until she showed me her queef cabinet.

by Waynezz123 August 29, 2023

Cheeto queef

Proper Noun: spray tanned dictator intent on starting world war 3

Noun Slang: When your vagina smells dangerously cheesy

Did you see he news today? *Sigh* What did that Cheeto queef do this time?

Did you just Cheeto queef or has someone forgot to shower today?

by Dysssmr June 2, 2020