Husband: "Honey, come here and look at this."
Wife: "Gregory, put that thing away."
Husband: "Why don't you put some lipstick on it."
Wife: "Gregory, put that thing away."
Husband: "Why don't you put some lipstick on it."
by Freezod September 29, 2012

by Himothy1190 January 26, 2023

Putting the cereal in first is the wrong way to do it and if you do you should be banished from society and doomed to live in an eternal hell. Putting the milk in afterwards makes the cereal soggy and is generally frowned upon by people who have A BRAIN.
Random guy: Hey dude you look shook what happened
An intellectual: Oh nothing, I just saw some weirdo freak DEMON putting the cereal in first.
An intellectual: Oh nothing, I just saw some weirdo freak DEMON putting the cereal in first.
by Illuminouxs June 23, 2019

by Henry_1az March 17, 2021

by whiskerdick April 19, 2010

Putting a hot and horny male stud (horse or man) into the pasture so that he can impregnate female horses (ponies).
Horse trainer A: Man, I'm gonna put Seabiscuit out to stud, he just is no good on the track anymore and his dick is almost done workin'.
Horse trainer B: Yeah man, there's nothing left for him. He's gotta be put out to stud.
Guy: I'm going out to stud tonight! Fuck this horse! Let's hit the bars!
Horse trainer B: Yeah man, there's nothing left for him. He's gotta be put out to stud.
Guy: I'm going out to stud tonight! Fuck this horse! Let's hit the bars!
by BWWW June 11, 2007

to fasten one's seatbelt. The similarities between the two are endless: everyone hates them, they are for protection, not wearing them can be quite risky, and girls never use them.
Steve: Hey, Andrew, put on your condom. This could be a rough ride.
Andrew: Shut up Steve. But I guess I should...
Andrew: Shut up Steve. But I guess I should...
by My Girlfriend's Friend December 17, 2010
