put me in the bag

To become obligated to do something you don't want to do.

She told her mother I'd take her to church, she put me in the bag.

by Pitonius J. Sweetpits April 10, 2021

Putting out cones

What one tells their wife they are doing when one is actually scoping out babes at Pumpkin Fest.

Hey, Jim where have you been for the last 3 hours.

Sorry, Mar, I’ve been putting out cones.

by AnastasiaBeaverhausen October 21, 2019

Putting on for your city

Slanging dick otherwise known as having intercourse with a large amount of females and bring notoriety to the area from which one originates.

Putting on for your city

Ryan "Dude, I've had a different girl over every night this week!"
Jeff "Damn, bro is putting on for his city"

by LerroyJenkinss September 19, 2023

Put me on Paper

Refers to a woman placing her child’s father on the government child support collection list.

J.R: My girl just put me on paper and the states tryna collect.
Day Day: Word? How much are they makin you pay?

by ThatClownShit September 21, 2023

putting up 4

means tyler gets no play

putting up 4 means tyler gets no play

by tyelrlrkeke July 15, 2022

put out to stud

Putting a hot and horny male stud (horse or man) into the pasture so that he can impregnate female horses (ponies).

Horse trainer A: Man, I'm gonna put Seabiscuit out to stud, he just is no good on the track anymore and his dick is almost done workin'.

Horse trainer B: Yeah man, there's nothing left for him. He's gotta be put out to stud.

Guy: I'm going out to stud tonight! Fuck this horse! Let's hit the bars!

by BWWW June 11, 2007

Put on your condom

to fasten one's seatbelt. The similarities between the two are endless: everyone hates them, they are for protection, not wearing them can be quite risky, and girls never use them.

Steve: Hey, Andrew, put on your condom. This could be a rough ride.

Andrew: Shut up Steve. But I guess I should...

by My Girlfriend's Friend December 17, 2010