The type of kid you went to high school with that you said to yourself he won’t be shit just simply because of the way he looked. But now he makes 10x more money than both you and your “Rich parents“ combined.
by Bobby Mc Bobberson March 12, 2020
Get the parker jamesmug. Who?
by Animus_Magnum January 31, 2022
Get the Peter Parkermug. by HeheheheHEhehHEehheHEEHh May 30, 2019
Get the Mitchell-Parkermug. A person who literally doesn't leave their room. Likes playing video games a lot and has friends but doesn't hangout with them cause he wants to play rust. Weird ass bitch.
Gets no bitches.
Gets no bitches.
Girl 1: Ew is that parker cravey...
Girl 2: Yeah I think so... let's leave.
Parker: You guys just wouldn't understand my struggle today, wipe is today, all girls are the same!
Girl 2: Yeah I think so... let's leave.
Parker: You guys just wouldn't understand my struggle today, wipe is today, all girls are the same!
by the man mane April 11, 2022
Get the parker craveymug. Parker's, Normally very Tall, Athletic, and Sexy. Girls call him the Long Dong Silver, He's very good in bed but only gets with the sexiest woman. Very good at football and very physical as well that's why the girls love him. Lastly Parker's are very hardworking and driven in life, They are one of a kind.
by The Beef Curtain Punisher April 11, 2024
Get the Parkermug. by _Your_Truly_ January 31, 2023
Get the National Arthur Parker Daymug. A guy who acts cool in front of his friends but when he's dating someone has a big soft spot for them and is a little awkward when dating but in a cute way. He probably dates girls who act like him. He probably dates girls named Ariana, Madeline, Sarah, and Gianna.
by Carriethegohst September 22, 2022
Get the Parkermug.