by Marvel is AMAZING May 14, 2021
Get the Peter parkermug. by parkershusband January 14, 2022
Get the Parker Campionmug. A guy who uses girls for their popularity.A guy who has a different girlfriend every 5 seconds.UGLY af.
by GnoobePlayer1234 November 3, 2019
Get the Parkermug. Parker is the biggest, tallest bitch you'll ever meet. He played hockey in highschool and thats allll he talks about. Solid C student with a lower-than-average life. Rides dirt bikes in his spare time.
1: Hey, is that guy named Parker?
2: Yeah, how'd you know?
3: Tall, dirt bike jersey, and a hockey stick? What else could he be named!
2: Yeah, how'd you know?
3: Tall, dirt bike jersey, and a hockey stick? What else could he be named!
by nawn January 26, 2024
Get the Parkermug. The hottest man you'll ever meet, he's kind, caring, and really good at football. He's really athletic and knows how to partayy. He might be named after Spiderman.
Daria: wow is that Parker he's so hot
Nicole: Yeah, HE IS MINE BACK OFF.
Daria: Sorry if you want you can fuck him
Nicole: Yeah, HE IS MINE BACK OFF.
Daria: Sorry if you want you can fuck him
by DariaLovesParker October 30, 2019
Get the Parkermug. He is a narcissist and feel bad for the things they do to people he has no morals. Boundaries, or respect, he is manipulative, and always acts like a victim, so people don't really see that he is just really desperate and pathetic
Pepper parker admitted to me that he was only hanging around me and my boyfriend because he enjoys being a homewrecker
by Themansrealnigga September 7, 2020
Get the Pepper parkermug. He’s the hottest of the hot, a must see American idol! He’s athletic, charming , hilarious, and adventurous. He destroys in volleyball and is the upmost brilliant person. Girls flock him at school he can barely even walk down school hallways without being followed by every girl he passes. They say he’s a keeper but from the stories I’ve heard he’s a player! Ohh how magical he is. If your lucky enough to see this spectacle of a man than dang i guess your lucky I don’t know what else too say. He’s the best kisser and holds himself to high standards minus his first kiss he low balled that one on some girl named maddisyn! He’s so adorable and I hope to date him one day.
Girl 1: ohh parker he’s so cute
Girl 2: yeah he’s the best he can kiss me all night long
Me: to bad I’ve got him in the bag
Girl 2: yeah he’s the best he can kiss me all night long
Me: to bad I’ve got him in the bag
by Maddisyn Jolley December 20, 2021
Get the Parkermug.