Putting the cereal in first

Putting the cereal in first is the wrong way to do it and if you do you should be banished from society and doomed to live in an eternal hell. Putting the milk in afterwards makes the cereal soggy and is generally frowned upon by people who have A BRAIN.

Random guy: Hey dude you look shook what happened
An intellectual: Oh nothing, I just saw some weirdo freak DEMON putting the cereal in first.

by Illuminouxs June 23, 2019

putting up 4

means tyler gets no play

putting up 4 means tyler gets no play

by tyelrlrkeke July 15, 2022

Putting cream in the Coffee

The act of a white male having vaginal sex with and black female.

Yeah last night me and Shantay went at it putting cream in the coffee.

by Wellwrittenporn November 20, 2016

put you deep

to become aware or hip of what's happening, typically to introduce an important happening

Let me put you deep on something..,

by Henry_1az March 17, 2021

put it in her dog

penetration of a male into a female's ass

I heard Erik was desperately trying to put it in her dog last night, but she wasn't having it.

by whiskerdick April 19, 2010

put out to stud

Putting a hot and horny male stud (horse or man) into the pasture so that he can impregnate female horses (ponies).

Horse trainer A: Man, I'm gonna put Seabiscuit out to stud, he just is no good on the track anymore and his dick is almost done workin'.

Horse trainer B: Yeah man, there's nothing left for him. He's gotta be put out to stud.

Guy: I'm going out to stud tonight! Fuck this horse! Let's hit the bars!

by BWWW June 11, 2007

Put on your condom

to fasten one's seatbelt. The similarities between the two are endless: everyone hates them, they are for protection, not wearing them can be quite risky, and girls never use them.

Steve: Hey, Andrew, put on your condom. This could be a rough ride.

Andrew: Shut up Steve. But I guess I should...

by My Girlfriend's Friend December 17, 2010