Pendulum Poo

When you eat long hair and then when you go to the toilet it swings from your bum like a pendulum on a grandfather clock, it's called a pendulum poo

I ate so much of Shannon's hair last night when I went to the toilet they were all pendulum poo's

by si m ba la bi m March 30, 2015

poo thirty

the time of day when one has to take his/her daily dump. usually after eating some sort of Mexican food.

Wow, its already poo thirty for me. That doesnt usually happen until later.

by samsonite56 October 28, 2010

Poo-Ragger

When a party runs out of toilet paper, a poo-ragger is one who will use a hand towel in lou of lack of TP. After using the hand towel the poo-ragger will through the crumpled mess into a corner in the bathroom and deny that the aforementioned event ever happened.

Friend: Dude what is that smell?
Friend 2: Idk dude... Wait is that a poo-rag in the corner.
Friend: It totally is. Shit, who knew there was a poo-ragger at the party last night...

by Ms. Sans September 15, 2010

Poo Sips

The last little bit of a malt liquor beverage that tastes nasty cuz it's warm. Often mistaken for the ass, which is the last sips of a beer.

"Scrumptious, you finish that 40?"
"Na, Browski, I just got the poo sips left."

by Browski May 5, 2006

Sauna Poo

When you go to have a shower in your bathroom but while you wait for it to warm up you use the toilet. Whilst you squeeze one out on the toilet, the shower creates steam within the bathroom giving you the effect of having a poo in a sauna. Sometimes this can cause poo sweats.

Sorry I'm late, went for a shower but then treated myself too a sauna poo!

by BVO1 April 7, 2010

Patty Poo

Very cute person

Pikachu is such a patty poo.

by Godfather_aka_Jesus July 28, 2012

poo in the noose

“noose” represents death, the “poo” represents worry/fear so when you”poo in the noose” you escape a tricky or stressful situation, like you feel as if you will shit yourself or die but instead of literally doing so you figuratively do so and you “slip” out of trouble such as when you are performing stand up and your uncomfortableness if funny to the audience

wow, Darla really did a poo in the noose chatting up Brad when she accidentally mentioned her boner but he thought it was funny.

by Ratbag4Warchief April 7, 2021