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Dog Eggs

A common type of egg found on pavements, sidewalks or even known to appear spontaneously underneath your brand new footwear.

Dog eggs have many varieties, most a thin shelled and need only the slightest pressure for them to crack and smother your footwear in its yolk.

If a Dog Egg is found with used toilet paper nearby, it is either from a very well trained dog, or a gypsy egg.

Many favours, colours and levels of stink have been found. However, attempts to sit on and hatch the dog eggs have only ended in tears

HANDY TRIVIA!!! did you know white dog eggs used to be used by tanners to help make candles? Go get some matches!
Look mommy! That dog is laying a huge egg on the grass, do you think the man with the lawnmower will notice?

John: Damn, we are out of eggs!

Tim: rover.....walkies!

Ok, when I said let's egg some cars....I didn't mean mine, or inside it, or with fresh dog eggs
by TheBadVoice February 21, 2011
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Lou-Dog

Sublime lead singer Brad Nowell's dog.
It smelled like Lou-Dog inside the van
by AceRockola April 9, 2005
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Rain dog

A Rain Dog is a dog caught in the rain, with its whole trail washed away by the water so he can't get back home. A stranded dog, who wants nothing better than to get home.

People who live outdoors, people who sleep in doorways, loners knit together by some corporeal way of sharing pain and discomfort.

A term coined by Tom Waits on his album named Rain Dogs
Inside a broken clock
Splashing the wine with all the rain dogs
Taxi, we’d rather walk
Huddle a doorway with the rain dogs
For I am a rain dog too

(from Tom Waits' Rain Dogs)
by The Eyeball Kid April 26, 2006
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invisible dog

1.When a dog remains perfectly still while also averting his face to avoid attracting attention. Sometimes used in response to
the question "who ate my shoe?"
2.Can also be used by a person to the similar effect,see "invisible husband"
" Bart's effective use of invisible dog in the photo on petfinder.com got him a new home."

shy dog timid wasn't me silent invisible avoidance
by Bart's Mom August 5, 2009
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wok the dog

Oriental method of cooking cuts of canine, sometimes stir-flied, sometimes stewed. Means of preparing Frydo.
We know the burglar was Chinese: they always finish the kid's math homework and wok the dog.
by Dick Hofheimer October 25, 2009
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Kennel Dog

A name for a person who eats food with force, destruction, and speed. This person usually takes massive, deep throat bites, that require minimal chewing. The face doesn't get 2 inches above the plate unless deep throating an item.
"Look at the Jeff the kennel dog housin that burrito!!" "Jeff's kennel doggin that pizza, watch your fingers!!!
by R. Timmer December 7, 2010
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Pump Dog

The act of masterbation by inserting your penis into a vaccum cleaner hose and alternating between the suck and blow settings untill ejaculation is achieved.
Screw you guys, im gona go home and ruin my vaccum with a hardcore pump dog.
by T3rman8tor May 16, 2011
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