Owen Jones Derangement Syndrome

You look the other way when your friends massacre, rape, behead, etc and speak up when people you dont like fight back against rapists, invaders, mass-murderers, etc

The Guardian columnist suffers from Owen Jones Derangement Syndrome - this explains why he downplayed Hamas 7/10 massacre whilst rallying against Israel defending herself to prevent more massacres

by anonymous November 29, 2023

owen

A man who will pull bitches but with get roasted on a minecraft date

nigga owen

by martin luther qwueen July 20, 2021

Owen

A fat man with a small dick

I fucked this guy last night he was a Owen

by Gifjdtcjdk August 12, 2019

owen

an 'owen' is usually used in a term to call someone a special ed, sped, as owen himself is a sped.

Omg, you're such an owen.

by Did I alsk? September 28, 2021

Samual Owens

YOUR SHORT KID

Samual owens is small

by Samual is short May 26, 2021

Owen

A good friend but a crackhead at heart, calls everyone a methead, and plays video games. He never listens to you and his opinions are his to keep.

Aghh, Owen is such a shlong, he just never listens to my opinions and he's called me a methead twice tonight. I'm gonna go suck him off.

by Endless Pit June 5, 2020

owen lapsley

Literally the fourth great pumpkin.

"We're the great pumpkin"

"Who's gonna be the fourth great pumpkin?"
"Fuck it, Owen Lapsley is the fourth great pumpkin"

by rosaliecullensgf June 19, 2024