Noob Tax

Noob tax is when you take something from someone because they were being a noob.

I bought some beer for my friend who said he'd be in town. Turns out he was in another city. I took 3 beers out for myself for him being a noob. I told him it was noob tax.

by Errorx May 30, 2009

Noob Cube

A Flash game (created with Adobe Flash CS3). A simple aim-and-click game where you have to fend off noobs & leets and prevent them from destroying your noob cube. This game features a high scores table and keeps track of your kill streak.

The game can be found at the following URLs:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/453756

http://arkdesigns.ca/noobcube/

Noob Cube is such a fun Flash game! You should try it.

by Robert ^$*&^%&^*%$(&^% October 10, 2008

ogl noob

a person whos at the bottom of the noob food chain...a downsie

stfu ogl noob and lick my taint

by mattus August 12, 2003

yammie noob

a complete legend who is a double Daytona slayer and is going for round 3

''have you seen that guy yammie noob on youtube recently?''
"Yeah, didn't he just drop some fire merch."

by yeetmaster5720 May 13, 2019

noob the pwns

to pwn so hard, a person is unable to think, speak, or type coherently

noob the pwns (verb) - Screwattack.com noobs the pwns!!!

by DemonLlama August 24, 2008

noob tube

COD4- Grenade launcher mounted on an assault rifle.

Caomplainer: Oh my god I can't handle how real this GAME is I keep getting killed by a person with a grenade launcher.

Me: Well in war we'll just make sure you don't fall victim to any unfair tactics. Would you like your binky now?

(I do not use the "Noob Tube" I'm just tired of hearing people complain about it. I also hate the term noob it's retarded)

by B Vegas April 21, 2008

iphone noob

Anyone who gets their first iPhone and is completely clueless about basic features. This is especially common among people who get the iPhone from Verizon and have never experienced a device so powerful.

-Dude I just got the Verizon iPhone, now how do I take a picture?

-Dude seriously? You've never used an iPhone? What an iphone noob.

by Goose2460 February 25, 2011