Ninja Shart

The act of releasing a ninja fart, but you also shit your pants without making a sound. It is a disgusting and the most foul smell and completely silent. They usually smell like a bag full of diapers tossed into a tire fire. The Ninja Shart also shows no reaction by the flatulent bastard. A silent but deadly Shart! Basically a nuclear bomb of crop dusting innocent bystanders, and shitting your pants while no one hears a thing.

Jon- Today is a good day.
Tiffany- Ahhh, Yes it is,

(ninja shart occurs)
Jon- Hey, wait a sec... what is that god awful smell, I can almost taste it.. Ohhh yep, I can definitely taste it.. (dry heaving)
Tiffany- Ohhh no, I just Ninja Sharted.
Jon- Ohhh god no, I didn't even hear it.. Ahh, I have to go puke!!

by Runswith2beers March 8, 2013

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Ninja Dump

When you take a dump on the side of the toilet bowl instead of in the water, with the purpose of making as little noise as possible to not let anyone know you're taking a dump.

The walls are so thin in my apartment, I always have to take ninja dumps when we have parties here.

by mornfang July 16, 2011

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my ninja

a more appropriate substitute for the common greeting "my nigga." It can be used by anyone without that person having to worry about offending anyone due to cultural or racial reasons.

whats up my ninja?

by dermanatural May 11, 2009

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