The Morgan Tax

When you are managing a restaurant team in a new market and have an employee who knows they are wildly more qualified for your job but chose to not to accept the offer bc they make more money serving. Morgan will absolutely dive in and save the day 9.6/10. Until, however, she gets rocked off her mind on Sunday eve knowing damn well shes assigned to a party of 60 the next day and then calls out with 12 min notice

When the shift starts at 11am and it’s 10:34 am the morgan tax is defined by the following exchange
Texting the Morgan: Hey girl thanks for reprepping Garde, running those 9 tables who werent yours, absorbing Emily and Olivias sections last night when they started crying and also thank you for staying a little later to help the expo close! Whats your ETA though because those party guests are trickling in.

Morgan: no

by Smashaluffigosus September 20, 2023

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morgan is a amazingly kind person everyone who gets him are undeserved of his /her love they are amazing people and super hot i love everything about the morgans i know

dude;hey do u know morgan?
dudette;oh yes i do there so kind and cute!
dude;no one desverves him!!

by webblingmore May 28, 2022

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A bit so simple being, rather emotional but tries not to shows it. Is probably the saddest bitch you know but still keeps you up till 3am. Normally has questionable fashion choices but always stays with you, unt you still there partner of course...

‘Omg your being such a Morgan rn’

‘Your dressed like a Morgan honestly’

by Odli November 1, 2020

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