man i’m dead

a tiktok trend that went around near halloween last year where someone would make a joke to a person next to them. the person next to them would say “man i’m dead” off screen and be replaced by a skeleton decoration. funniest shit i’ve ever seen

from a tiktok video:
person 1: “hey look. fall, more like ball. (there is a ball next to the decoration)”
person 2 (offscreen): man i’m dead
*skeleton replaces person 2 and falls*

by bfdi July 21, 2023

i'm good, i'm done

when you do not want to do anything anymore in the moment you started
or maybe jungkook only knew those words, who knows

jhope: all english time, all english speakeu
jungkook: yeah
jhope: you know what i am saying?
jungkook: yeah. i'm good, i'm done

by jungcock. March 17, 2018

Who got the herbs when I’m dry

Who got the herbs when I’m dry means who has the weed when I don’t it’s from a reggae song but it’s fun to say to your friends

Yo nick who got the herbs when I’m dry? Nick: yeee

by Nickatnite40 November 17, 2020

When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chile

A gag-worthy sentence whose language and symbolism can only be understood by the most devoted of the Unemployment religion.

Some user sent this sentence in Ethel Cain's livestream, and Ethel managed to read it, ending up confused and lowkey gagged.

"When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chile!"

by repufolklore February 28, 2025

When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chile

A sentence mixed with AAVE + Stan Twitter words that make absolutely no sense at all for normal English speakers. Only the most devoted of the Unemployment religion can decipher the gaggery of this sentence.

Originally said by a random Twitter user, it gained more recognition when Ethel Cain read the same sentence posted by someone else on her livestream.

"When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chile
What he knows throws the blows when he goes to the fight
And he'll win the whole thing 'fore he enters the ring
There's no body to batter when your mind is your might
So when you go solo, you hold your own hand
And remember that depth is the greatest of heights
And if you know where you stand, then you know where to land
And if you fall it won't matter, cuz you'll know that you're right" is the full title of Finna Apple's second studio album.

by repufolklore February 28, 2025

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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

It's okay, I'm a doctor!

The single most reassuring phrase you can say, just before or after something stupid is going to happen or has happened.

Whether or not it's true is a different story

"Hrm...I don't know if I should try and jump over this moving car..."

"It's okay, I'm a doctor!"

"Allright, that's all I needed to hear!"

by tehx02 June 29, 2009