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Gail Lewis

Gail Lewis is an American Hero, retired on 11/16/2023. Per an executive order made by President Joseph Biden, flags will be flown at half-mast on this day to mourn the end of her service.

Gail served as a 10 year associate, receiving 2 purple carts and played an instrumental role in sale team 6. She always had her teams back, even through the pandemic.

She received her first purple cart in her 2015/16 service, and went back to back for 2016/17. Originally known for her aggression, she switched up her approach in 2017 and adopted a more defensive style. She has written extensively on her theory of counter terrorism largely based on her practical experience.
Person 1: Bro Walmarts been falling apart lately.
Person 2: Facts bro, I've been going to Target ever since Gail Lewis retired.
by Gail Lewis December 3, 2023
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Lewis

Lewis is the most incredible guy ever, the english language limits the ability to explain him fully. put simply he’s the most handsome boy with the warmest happiest smile, so bright that it puts the sun to shame. he is so immensely thoughtful and understanding, the kind of boy that is only written about in fiction, so much so that if you encounter him your life will feel like fiction or as if it’s not real because he’s a dream come true. he’s got every talent in the book, and can be anything he wants to be in life. he’s emotional, but not how it sounds, he’s emotional with how he accepts and shows his feelings, he’s not immature enough to think it’s weak, it makes him the strongest boy, the strongest man actually. in conclusion there’s not enough you can write to grasp him on paper, i guess if you meet one you’ll have to hold on as tight as you can. don’t let go of him.
person 1: oh my god did you see how nice and sunny it was today?

person 2: no that was Lewis, he was laughing
by mimidelrey April 20, 2024
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Lewis

Gets pure pussy on the weekend, all the girls love his small Willy, will you beat on clash of clans any day
Girl1: yo wagwarn Lewis' dick is great
Girl2: ya dun no
by Ur lonely dad March 2, 2019
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Lewis brown

A bloke who enjoys getting intercourse raw by by anyone with sexually transmitted diseases
Jesus Craig you know you just got fucked by Liam who has a red pancake, you’re such a ‘Lewis brown’
by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020
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Lewis

A well known roblox hacker who goes by the alais meowntindew1. But in reality he is actually a ninja cod master who uses lag spikes in world at war.

Lewis is a hacker who will find your IP and hack you.
Guy"Hey did you hear about that kid called Wolfy?"

Girl"yeah I heard about that legend.."

Guy"Yeah I know... Lewis is the real legend here though"
by Joshisugly April 20, 2018
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Lewis

Lewis is the greatest guy you will ever meet. he is funny, has a giant dick, is the funniest person. Lewis is a keeper, if u ever meet one never let him go because you will regret it till the day you die. Lewis will always care for you because he is the nicest person in the world and loves you so much.
yo did you hear that new kid lewis is so hot!!??
yeah im with him because he is so hot and he has a massive horse cock!!!
by popping pimple pies November 22, 2020
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