Hollow Knight: Silksong

The video game that crashed Steam, the Microsoft Store, Nintendo eShop, Playstation Store, and everywhere else after being stuck in development heaven for 6 years.

Person 1: Man, I'm so excited for Hollow Knight: Silksong! I've been waiting 6 years for it to come out!
Person 2: I know! I'm gonna buy it on Steam right now!
Person 1: Wait, Steam is down. I can't get the game.
Person 2: I had the same issue on my PS5, I guess it's down for everyone.

by The Skonger September 17, 2025

knights academy

knights academy is full of wet white kids who think there bad and dutty neeks. some dumbass teachers that do nowt but shout

you go knights academy? suck your mum

by hiimgau123 September 26, 2022

Hypixel Knights

a group of sweaty skywars virgins

Hey, have you seen the new STAYEZ GvG video?
Yeah, them Hypixel Knights probably never seen a titty pic.

by not doec March 1, 2021

rusted knight

A man with looks but harsh backstories. Beaten and broken but loving and caring. Their best match is a torn princess because both cling like magnets. For they are both broken but if your man happens to be a rusted knight be thankful for he will never let you down or break your heart unless you do it to him first.

Hes a rusted knight. He looks like a rusted knight.

by ViolinCat27 December 13, 2018

Jackson Knight

A good friend at first, cusses a lot and his favorite words are FAT MIDGET.

Jackson knight is not a fat midget.

by goobais abadsong May 19, 2020

The Mega Knight

involving one very overweight and hairy nude man slathering himself in mayonnaise and belly-flopping onto another man while screaming “Mega-Knight!” at the top of his lungs.

All that I heard was a slathering noise, like something wet and heavy being smeared across flesh. Then came a horrifying, guttural belch that echoed through the dark room.

“MEGAKNIGHT!”

Before I could move, a cold, slick weight flopped onto me. The smell of mayonnaise and madness filled my lungs as I struggled beneath the crushing absurdity of it all. This Caused the name The Mega Knight. I had been Mega Knighted.

by smackarooskii October 10, 2025

avant knight

A person who is very avant gaurd. A trend setter. Someone who dresses differently than the rest. When making fun of fashion and trending, they can be compared to homeless people.

Did you see that avant knight?
Nah man that's just a hobo

He is so trendy!
He's an avant knight

by Dr_professor_zoey October 31, 2013