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Mikans kitten

by Nagitoookomaedaaaa January 9, 2022
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dropped the kitten

to lose sight of your relationship and hurt the heart of a woman
Fuck, I dropped the kitten today, of all days.
by Scrabble Muffin Puncher December 24, 2024
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furry kitten

*Jack and john talking about the night before*

john: How did things go with Lauren last night?

Jack: i dont like to kiss and tell but lets just say we went back to hers and i stroked her furry kitten

john: you slick cunt thats my sister.
by LazyToe December 9, 2017
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Gacha maid kitten

your scrolling through tiktok until a shitty Gacha heat video pops up. You see the same stereotypical pink uwu fluffy short pole dancing pissing maid cat.

Basically, only of these little fuckers usually is short with pink hair. Don’t forget the cat ears, that when magically have been put down turn into wolf ears. Their senpais usually have black hair, shirtless. One alpha scarry broken 2018 magical depressed emo wolf and a blood sucking love vampire. Basically their entire appearance is just Barbie pink. However, Barbie is disgusted that she has to share a colour with a rat.
They wear fake cat paws, and literally have no gender. Wether it’s a boy or a girl, they’re still flat as fuck, yet edits make them have Jupiter tits made by eyes from Gacha club, resized and moved down to their flat breasts.
To spot an uwu kitten, you have to know their habitat and language.
They speak in ~ and ~! Don’t ask why, you’ll know when you see one. Their natural habitat is Gacha life. Because Gacha club wrecked their choices of shirtless. Which then destroyed the community cause when the character was pale as fuck they couldn’t wear a brown shirt.

Behind the little shitty iPad 1st generation they are 5 years old but they refer themselves as 10 to the power of fucking 7243473393498 years old.
Senpai: hey there my little Gacha maid kitten
kitten: o-oh hey senpai~

me: I’m paying for everybodies bleach. *cutely and kawaii kills every single fucking heat kitten*
by Pxxnut..butter December 7, 2023
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Kitten Kicker

A lesbian Woman who enjoys being kicked in the crotch by another woman.
by Snow White Gaming September 24, 2020
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kitten squishing

Verb:

To teabag new born kittens still in their embriotic sacks.
Last night, I had so much fun kitten squishing.
by jacob dublubdub November 29, 2011
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pimp kitten

A female who often times carries baby powder to slap her hoes with ease. Known for being adorably petite and playful, yet highly aggressive when needed. Where the Gorilla Pimp uses brute force the Pimp Kitten uses finesse. She may be the tinniest Pimp ever but she has earned mutual respect from the Pimp Community with her catlike reflexes.
Did you see that woman stab that hoe in the neck with her Louvoutin?! She must be a Pimp Kitten for real!
by GorillaPimp October 7, 2015
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