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by whatsup292 July 13, 2019
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a Metro PCS phone. Called mike jones phone because of pcs shitty service and dropped calls, and because of mike jones' popular motto...mike who??? it is used.
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I bumped into Dennis earlier. Thank God he had to go right away! You know how he loves putting people in a Bridget Jones moment.
by jmboytoma July 29, 2010
Get the Bridget Jones moment mug.Brianna Jones' are girls who get hurt a lot. They tend to always feel alone even in a room full of people. They are different in a good way but people only see that them being different is bad. They cry themselves to sleep a lot and have very few close friends. They are mostly nice but some are dark and sad. They try their best to fit in and some guys are secretly attracted to them but they don't tell them because they don't want to lose their social status. If you find a Brianna Jones or just a Brianna you should sit by them at lunch or try to be friends with them.
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by Someone ananomous August 1, 2017
Get the brianna jones mug.Ashley Jones is the hottest cinnamon roll and an American actress that has starred in a number of films and tv shows.
Ashley’s current position: a licensed Captain of the Pristina ship on a soap opera ‘General Hospital’. She plays Parker Forsyth, a hottie hawt professor who falls in love with her student Kristina Corinthos-Davis(-Forsyth), played by Lexi Ainsworth. Whenever the two appear on screen together Twitter breaks, fangirl ovaries explode, nobody’s tits are calm and we all cry macaroni.
Ashley’s special skills include:
-hairporn: her hair deserves to be credited in films and tv shows for its performance
-eyesex with co-stars: Ashley’s look will get you pregnant, even if you’re a dude
-her voice: is an ASMR eargasm
-her smile: is so sweet it gave me diabetes
Parker may have drawn our attention…but Ashley kept it. Cuz…she dat ql.
Ashley’s current position: a licensed Captain of the Pristina ship on a soap opera ‘General Hospital’. She plays Parker Forsyth, a hottie hawt professor who falls in love with her student Kristina Corinthos-Davis(-Forsyth), played by Lexi Ainsworth. Whenever the two appear on screen together Twitter breaks, fangirl ovaries explode, nobody’s tits are calm and we all cry macaroni.
Ashley’s special skills include:
-hairporn: her hair deserves to be credited in films and tv shows for its performance
-eyesex with co-stars: Ashley’s look will get you pregnant, even if you’re a dude
-her voice: is an ASMR eargasm
-her smile: is so sweet it gave me diabetes
Parker may have drawn our attention…but Ashley kept it. Cuz…she dat ql.
by LuzTrash February 1, 2018
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