Jonathan

A horrible person. Jonathan will make you feel insane and manipulate you. Never date a Jonathan or you WILL be left emotionally traumatized

“That dude over there is cute”
“Dont even girl he’s a Jonathan”

by Breadbrush September 11, 2022

Jonathan

Jonathan is the name for someone being a brat/idiot. Don't be a Jonathan. A rip off of John.

Jonathan killed my friends cousin.

by FramedWharf1882 August 10, 2022

Jonathan

The boy you never knew you could fall so deeply in love with.

Person 1 "Jonathan? Why would you like him? "
Person 2 "I don't know. Just anything he does makes my heart flutter rapidly."

by Myself/ I /me November 23, 2021

Jonathan

Cunt

Jonathan is a cunt

by Bigbootybadongadon November 24, 2021

jonathan

hm.. the best person you could possibly meet! he's always so sweet and kind to everyone, even strangers. he's honestly so pure and you're the luckiest person on earth if you know him (even more if he loves you)😩 he has crazy logic that drives you insane sometimes but always tries his best to be a better person -even when you cant tell- deserves all the happiness there is :) ALSO HIGHKEY A MOMMYS BOY and a baby, i love you more than anything

jonathan is REALLY hot and sexy.

by nataliext November 25, 2021

Jonathan

A Jonathan is an ugly whore who has a crush on anyone named sophie.

Jonathan: Oh my god! Is her name sophie? I’d love to bang her 🤪🤪

by shashasha, shashasha December 01, 2021

Jonathan

Basically Walter White

A cold sociopath who would throw pizza onto rooftops and poison kids with ricin with no empathy

Hi Jonathan
Jonathan replies with silence, smiles awkwardly

by Hellobitches033 November 22, 2021