Jonathan

A Jonathan is an ugly whore who has a crush on anyone named sophie.

Jonathan: Oh my god! Is her name sophie? I’d love to bang her 🤪🤪

by shashasha, shashasha December 1, 2021

Jonathan Reyes

Lame

"Damn, Jonathan Reyes is so lame."

by jaimee marie January 5, 2015

Jonathan

jonathan is my ex, i still have so much love for him, when we were together he was so loving but when we broke up he just turned into this evil person that only stays around for a matter of time. This is R.

jonathan is my manipulative gaslighting loving ex.

by remy. C March 23, 2025

Jonathan West

That one violin kid who always plays at school

Oh look, Jonathan West is playing his violin.

by Funnyslutty August 29, 2022

Jonathan

HE IS A BLACK NIGGER THAT HAS A HOT MOM AND HE HAS A GYAT

Have u seen jonathan yeah his mom has a gyat

by TTVSTOKE November 19, 2023

jonathan

having all the required or desirable elements, qualities, or characteristics; as good as it is possible to be.

god, jonathan is so perfect
jonathan is in divine order

by urstepfathersbudussy August 21, 2021

Jonathan schmidt

Some fucker that sits in a corner and is alone most of the time, and he want to die. If you see a Jon, kill them, shit on them, and call the cops. Your peoples safety is in your hands.

Thank you

“Fuck that scrawny white boy Jonathan Schmidt” said the public

by Yos.com January 15, 2019