jonathan

a very talented person. who doesn't really show their emotions and also very serious but honestly cares a lot. a person who will be there when you need them. and of course they are really funny.

my brother is such a jonathan . he really serious one second and then the other is the funniest person

by ubranny May 11, 2022

Jonathan

An absolute beast of a man. A "Fuck Master". Jonathan's are famous for their inability to have any interaction with a woman that does not end in a sexual favors.

Dude is that Trevor, I heard that he fucks a different girl for every day of the week. What a Jonathan.

by Thewhiteboy of the south October 4, 2020

Jonathan

A really interesting individual.
Don't let his charm fool you, he's an emotionless sociopath.

Girl1: Omg like, Jonathan just texted me
Girl2: Stay away from him, he's no good

by MillyWilly December 24, 2017

jonathan chicken

Jonathan loves and adores chickens; a unhealthy relationship.

Jonathans with his chickens again ( Jonathan chicken )

by Coorslight94 November 22, 2021

Jonathan Jones

J.J usually charming fit amazing at sports ….. nah I’m just kidding , heavy set , caucasian , ugly has no Girls more than likely a browns fan and acts, looks or talks like a hillbilly ,

1.Hey where’s Jonathan Jones

2 probably doing his cousin in the trailer

by Jonathan J November 23, 2021

jonathan ingram

Top tier fucking beast, unlimited rizz, piled ontop of unlimited bitches and unlimited cash money.
It truly takes a man with the brightest orangest balls to go 105mph in a ford fiesta shitbox.

Person 1: Jonathan ingram
Person 2: oh the hot fuckin ginger unit of a man, with the largest hardest balls

by Big Dog 12 July 22, 2023

Jonathan Patrick Stephens

Don’t ever trust him, he is a big manipulator and uses girls for their bodies. He gets mad easily and makes everything about him self. He is always hooked on his exs and will never not bring them up. He also has a tendency to have seizures so watch out. Have fun dealing with him

Girl: I’m talking to this guy, Jonathan Patrick Stephens!
Other girl: ew no drop him right now, you don’t wanna be dating a lizard

by Loner4lif3 November 24, 2021