A dirty scummy mountain man, with cro magnum features who happens to play center field for the Boston Red Sox. Rumor has it that he is known to shower on a Bi-monthly bases.
"HeyJohnny, its been a couple of months, how about taking a shower!"
Actor that was fantastic in the 90's. But after starring in the garbage dump film "Pirates of the Carribean" He went straight to hell in a handbasket, and lost his real fans..and found themselves replaced by terrible fan females!
PERSON 1:
"Hey, have you heard about Johnny Depp?"
Person 2: Pirates of the carribean made me waant to jump off a bridge and get hit by a bus on the way down.