jessica mcgovern

1/4 of “The Daddy Quartet” from the CW tv show “Nerdz”

-she is a sexy queen

-resident nerd

-is sometimes referred to as cilantro by her friends for unknown reasons

-has rly gorgeous friends
-is hated by most people
-Do not give her the chance to talk abt One Direction, Harry Potter, Psychology, the nature of existence or really anything else she has any knowledge of because she will annoy you to death.

Jessica McGovern is so weird she literally said “i don’t want anyone fingering me post-mortem” like- who says that??

by cilantro.is.yummy July 12, 2021

Jessica

Jensens best friend

Jessica is hanging around the food man again

by BIDisaster April 14, 2020

Jessica

where do i start... jess is the most bombastic person you will ever meet. She has the looks of a goddess and will add spice to your life. Although she was made in China some years ago, she isnt cheaply made and is worth your money. You can find jessica at your regular nightclub, pub, or furry convention, so approach her fast because she will be a faithful spaniel to you and your army of furries. She is one of the most swag ppl you can find on planet earth, so surround yourself with jess and you will live happily ever after!

Get her now that she's on special, 90% off at your local adoption centre :)

justin: o my goshhh is that Jessica? she's slay at tennis
jason: i know mannn
ben: well i'm the boss so she's mine!!

by bazuki August 8, 2023

Jessica Withdrawal

An indescribable feeling of loneliness paired with constantly questioning your self worth and happiness

“You don’t look so good Max, how long have those Jessica Withdrawals been wearing on you?

by Mxwg June 3, 2019

jessica

jessica or jessica kitrell is a Kelis Hawkins but taller with dimples and obsessed wtih i-pads

hailey: gurlll
hayley: what gurlll
hailey: guess what gurlll
hayley: what gurlll
hailey im 6'5, like memes
hayley: so ur a jessica gurlll

by GIRRAFE THE DONUT July 30, 2019

jessica allsop

normally a total twat. name is slop but they wont admit it.

jessica allsop is a mong

by Jessica Allsop December 7, 2023

Jessica

A JESSICA HAS THE BIGGEST DUMP TRUCK YOU WILL EVER SEE!!!!

"Holy crap, look at jessicas ass!!"

by Rxlla August 30, 2022