Internet Cancer

What you get when you watch Mattyb, Jacob Satourious, or Allah hu Akbar compilations on YouTube...

Mom I cant go to school because I watched an hour of leafy last night and contracted a serious case of internet cancer.

by Dick Faggot 101 August 12, 2016

2000s Internet

The state of the internet during the 2000s as well as the rise of social media. This was during a much simpler time where the internet wasn't as prominent as it was in the 2010s and people were actually outside and not glued to their phones or laptops so much.

There was also the birth of many famous websites such as Facebook, YouTube, Twitter, Wikipedia, etc.

The 2000s were honestly the best decade for the internet because not only did we get so many iconic sites, but people weren't too obsessed with being online all the time. That's what makes 2000s internet much better than toxic 2010s internet

by CelticEagle February 10, 2019

Internet Toughness

A highly sarcastic term for machismo - implying that the person is so pathetic, they can only intimidate people online. Internet toughness is the opposite of actual toughness.

"Oh? You want to ban me? You don't have the internet toughness for that."

by spacekatgal July 13, 2009

Internet Explorer

1. The best browser to download Firefox.

2. An evil browser that is intergrated in to Windows 95 with IE4 Desktop Update, Windows 98, 98SE, Windows 2000, Windows ME, and Windows XP. And Bill says it can't be removed, but it can.

3. A tool for downloading viruses, spyware, adware, and trojans.

See firefox.

"Oh my! I just got a virus! And I keep getting them! And Internet Explorer is integrated into my OS! And I just downloaded Firefox!"

by IAmNotSashaFierce October 1, 2009

internet butthole

The part of the body that is left gapping and sore after being virtually reckt.

Guy on forum with too much time: *writes multi paragraph argument about videogame

Internet troll: "wanna know what a vagnina looks like?"

Third guy: "Dude his internet butthole must be gapping!"

by nihilist arbies October 28, 2018

internet-equette

rules and regs of usin the internet

We could all use some brushing-up on our internet-equette!

by lizguitarlessons September 12, 2017

internet drifter

(Basically just the internet version of an actual drifter)

Internet drifters tend to:

- Not maintain online relationships very much

- Try a lot of different games but not spend a ton of time with only one of them

- Sometimes not respond to messages very quickly

(- Probably lurk on discord servers)

Person 1: "You're such an internet drifter!"
Person 2: "What's an internet drifter?"

by ryan reynolds (?) August 4, 2020