Cabbage

A stupid stupid sussy vegetable that only Baka eat so gross😫🥵😫🥵😫🥵🥵🥵🥵😫😫😫😫 SO SUS OMG

Cabbage so gross sussy Baka

by Sussy man May 10, 2021

christ's cabbage

Marijuana that's been inserted in a person's anal cavity for 3 days to infuse a marinade of the anal juices in the marijuana
It's best when really sweaty or typically dirty the smellier the better!

We scored some christ's cabbage
It was rank the hole house knew as soon as we lit up

by SpitefulScum December 6, 2024

Cabbage

Slang word for "Vagina" Typically used by British Folk.

"You've got a proper stink on going down in that Cabbage!"

by Branfflakes November 15, 2022

cheesy cabbage

The result of someone gardening with a cheesy trowel.

If someone was gardening with a piece of cheese as their trowel and wondering why their cabbages were always cheesy, the mode of thinking “this is truly insane” being unnecessary would still result in cheesy cabbages.

by neutroncore February 7, 2022

Dickhead Frog Cabbage Cunt

Someone who keeps calling another person fruity (gay), even when they aren’t.

Archie Sheppard is a dickhead frog cabbage cunt

by expressbenjamin20 March 13, 2020

Cabbage Patch

/'kabij paCH/

verb
1. The act of boiling a head of cabbage and then shoveling the whole wet, hot mess directly up your ass or another's.

"I was in the mood for an all-natural colon cleanse so I asked my friend to cabbage patch me"

"After being cabbage patched, Sally, thought she had a squid in her butt"

by Chros April 4, 2017

cabbage crisp

Something that is very cool

Hey bro, you’re really cabbage crisp

by Bc s rncncmd October 15, 2022