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Cabbage Patch

Someone who's persuaded very easily and is ignorant to themselves and to others around them.
Stop acting so ignorant you damn cabbage patch. Didn't your parents teach you any respect you freakin cabbage patch.
by The jimhoff method October 17, 2025
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cheesy cabbage

The result of someone gardening with a cheesy trowel.
If someone was gardening with a piece of cheese as their trowel and wondering why their cabbages were always cheesy, the mode of thinking “this is truly insane” being unnecessary would still result in cheesy cabbages.
by neutroncore February 7, 2022
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Cabbage

When someone is so bad at video games they might as well be classified as a vegetable.
"This guy is a certified cabbage. He acts like he is using a track pad to aim".
by Klwd February 9, 2021
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Cabbaging

Emptying someone's school bag and turning it inside out before putting everything back in again. No purpose to it, completely harmless, just funny.
Stop cabbaging my school bag
Adam's bag got cabbaged again when he left the room
by Cpt. Cornwall November 4, 2021
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cabbage on

To latch on to something that isn’t yours for the taking.
Hey I’m a cabbage on that last cupcake!
by Sexilexi October 28, 2019
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cabbage collector

You need to wash those cabbage collectors!
by Gman357 December 16, 2022
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Nukage Boopage Cabbage

When something is messed up, ruined, or otherwise destroyed in a funny way.
Troy: Man, how was the game last night?
John: Dude, it was so Nukage Boopage Cabbage!
by YouCantStopMeHuh December 28, 2011
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