horse's ass

a stupid or obnoxious person(also a term of adress)

I refuse to be friends with a horse's ass like that.

by Light Joker March 19, 2005

story horse

To greet someone who is from or live's in the north inner city of Dublin.

Whats the story horse, you keeping well.

by Mark MacDermott April 23, 2008

horse hockey

1 horse excrement

2. nonsense

(See also horseshit)

We don't care about any of this horse hockey, tell it to someone who cares.

by Light Joker March 16, 2005

Horse Gum Syndrome (HGS)

Horse Gum Syndrome also referred to as HGS, is a condition pertaining to both male and female homosapiens in which their gums are overexposed when he or she smiles. Usually considered an unattractive trait.

11 out of 11 Dentists recommend that people inflicted with Horse Gum Syndrome (HGS) floss 5 times a day to prevent gum disease.

by Craig Schreiber February 8, 2008

horse hopping

Pulling a train on several fat women at the same time.

Horse hopping is like jumping from one tall building to the next.

by Fireball and Harley June 11, 2006

horse goggles

A metaphorical human version of blinders, headwear that blocks off a horses peripheral vision so they dont get distracted. This is most often used when someone is oblivious to something important or obvious.

I waved said hi to Mike. But he stormed past without even seeing me. He had his horse goggles on.

by Natethegreat315 September 9, 2010

Horse box

An Irish term of endearment. Used when greeting friends.

Ah howaya horse box, are ya well?!!

by Oirish May 19, 2018