heavy nuts retardo

The definition of a teenager (most likely a guy) who does nothing but eat hella food, vape an eciggarete or smoke cigs, and sleep. This teenager does not shower and loves attention.

This is also the definition of anyone who doesn't shower and is funny as fuck for no real reason. You just laugh whenever they're around but not at their expense. Like a mentally handicapped kid.

Man this heavy nuts retardo was sleeping in my closet for three weeks. Glad I found him there before my closet reaked of ballsweat and cigs.

"Man this heavy nuts retardo came over and we laughed for hours for no reason. We ain't even smoked weed or nothin."

Is that a fucking fat joke?

by lolwhatsupmom July 9, 2014

dirty heavy d

When you’re 330 pounds and go to parties to pick up girls, and get no girls so you go fuck your gay dad.

I went home after the party and did a dirty heavy D

by Ohyeahbro June 5, 2019

Heavy on the Flys

When exercising the fly press at a weight heavy enough to only squeeze in less than 3 reps.

-At the gym- "yo dude, look at that guy going heavy on the flys"

by AJY January 1, 2012

fallen heavy

Feeling tired or have fallen asleep

Cannot stay awake any longer

’why isn’t he replying?’

‘Don’t know mate he might have fallen heavy’

by Bantaaah July 5, 2017

Heavy built

Someone that is fat or overweight. Needs to lose that fat ASAP or else they might die.

“I’m not fat dude I’m just heavy built”

by Extremelyracist October 12, 2018

I fw u heavy ❤️

Still the craziest dm I've received

Person 1: I fw u heavy ❤️
Person 2: Still the craziest dm I've received🙏🏽

by msinas January 16, 2024

Heavy

Down bad; not in a good place or depressed; having bad luck

Man, I don’t know honestly. I’ve just been feelin’ mad heavy here lately.

by PorkloinPussStick15 March 19, 2021