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Freeagent

Sports/ Dating lingo. Refers to the offseason in sports in which players are looking for a team to sign their talents to a minimum/ maximum contract. Minimum contract = Short Term , Maximum contract = Long Term

The girl/guy has just gotten out of a relationship or never been in a relationship. The individual is willingly looking to be in a relationship. Currently testing "the market"
Chad: "Hey bro, do you know the status on Emily? I just saw she changed her status on FB to, 'it's complicated' "

Mike: "My dude, I don't think she updated it because she personally told me she broke up with Alex, and that she is going MIA from FB. But as of right now, I know she's a freeagent."
by Saucey Wave August 4, 2018
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Free Spirit Hoeing

When you fuck people freely without commitment or a relationship being attached.

Sex with anyone while single.

Non committed sex with multiple people.
Bruh :I fuck whoever and give my dick to whoever want it without being in a relationship

Chick: I get to do free spirit hoeing by fucking whoever I want without having to be in a relationship

Whether you doing gangbangs or getting trains ran on ya too.
by Choc Bloc April 28, 2020
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Fredraindrik

Fredraindrik is a very sexy human being with many great qualities. He isn't very loyal but his looks and sexyness make up for it. He will be your sugar daddy. Sometimes he is very distant but stay close to him and he will open up. He is also very chatty and social. But if you get offended easily this is not the right guy for you. He has an incredibly goofy personality and loves threesomes. He has great hair and is funny. He will be a great boyfriend if you let him. Fredraindrik is the sexiest man alive(other than Fernando).
I had a great time with Fredraindrik last night.
by lololool555 March 13, 2021
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Frederikke

Usually the Frederikke’s are scorpios. They tend to have a close bond with their family and are very supportive of those around them. They always have their friends backs, but stay a safe distant away from drama. They can be a little shy, but once the Frederikke opens up, she has the kindest heart ever. Her need for everything to be perfect is just a symptom of her need for everyone around her to feel good.

You won’t find a Frederikke who is not naturally stunning, but it is her high that intelligent that blows people away.
“Oh have you seen that Frederikke over there

“Omg yes she is so pretty

“Damn”
by Aboynamedrasmus June 7, 2021
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Fredrik

scientific name: "Sussy Wussy but unfortunately no pussy"
synonyms: Nerd, virgin, bitch-magnet, suspicious.

A Fredrik is someone who has a tremendous amount of bitches attracted to him, but is way too suspicous to realise.
On average each Fredrik will have a shower with 2-4 shower-boyfriends a day.

A Fredrik is a competetive ass mf who breaks at least 6 people's legs on a normal ass dodgeball game.
Fredriks have a natural urge in their genetics that makes them wear caps on a daily basis.
Once a Fredrik turns his caps backwards, ur fucked.
person1:"This Fredrik ass mf just broke all my 206 bones in my body, and replied with: sorry r u ok?"

person2:"Fredrik stole all our girls but hasn't even realised it yet brruh. Donate to the ones in need, bro"

person3:"u coming to the party soon?"
person4:"nah sorry bro, i'm gonna play some D&D"
person3:"bitch, stop being such a Fredrik ass looking mf."
by the most trust worthy person December 1, 2022
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Chalks free

When you play pool and your stick slides off the cue ball.
Your buddy's shoots the cue ball and the pool stick bounces off the top due to lack of chalk.

"Haha, chalks free"
by Blake2864 September 24, 2009
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Unhappy Free Orc

Unhappy Free Orc is an experimental musical duo. In 2009 they released their first four albums, The Orcs Fighting Underhill, Last Chance to Evacuate Vuosaari City, Solvent Abuse Can Kill Instantly and Nazi Teddy Bears (Pure Evil). Rumours about a fifth album called Female Mailbox, claimed to be released in early 2010, have been flying around the musical inner circle of Eastern Helsinki for several months.
The Unhappy Free Orc needs to do some live performances.
by UFO!! February 5, 2010
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