three sharts to the wind

you are so blindly drunk you shart yourself, henceforth, you are now known as; three sharts to the wind.

Combination of 'shart' and 'three sheets to the wind'
Mr. Man: ...whats that smell?
Drunk man: sorry mate, I'm three sharts to the wind over here.
Mr. Man: ah.
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meat in three vag

When you shit and manage to cram it into three women's vaginas - while it is still warm.
I was so pissed last night, I took those three whores back to my house and had a meat in three vag supper..
by Zonal K June 26, 2018
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Three-Handed-Jackson

The delicate process of putting oneself in the "friendzone" and ending up marrying the person.
"Did you hear about that guy who put himself in the friend zone with the woman who is now his wife?"

"Ah yes, the majestic Three-Handed-Jackson."
by TheLolcat22 May 09, 2019
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Three car rule

The unwritten driving rule that if you're pulling up to a stoplight and right lane is empty, you are not not turning right, and the left lane has less three cars then you move over to the left lane.
This dick in front of me didn't abide by the three car rule, now I'm stuck at the longest light in the city.
by TheDickInFrontOfYou March 12, 2012
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three panty system

When three lesbians have a love triangle. One should be masculine.
Why Diedra and Susan, would you like to have a lesson in the three panty system in my bedroom? - Jill
by Agnes2010Scottiez April 01, 2010
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Three Card Charlie

The act of a man placing his penis in a woman's mouth after removing it from their partner's ass, during a sexual encounter involving three persons. Thus, doing ass to mouth with the woman in waiting.
Bob is having anal sex with Jill while her friend Jane is in waiting. Bob then preforms a Three Card Charlie by removing his penis from Jill's ass and placing it into Jane's mouth.
by Milaga November 09, 2008
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The Three Friends and Jerry

The Three Friends and Jerry -
Cartoon about a kid Jerry is the new kid in town who does not fit with any of his classmates. This show follows his best attempts to join the 'Three Friends' - Thomas, Eric, and their leader Frank - who do not want him to be part of their group but still let him hang out with them. The friends are often joined by three of their girl classmates: Linda, Mimmi, and Tess.

In the U.S., the show aired from 1998 until 2001 on the Fox Family Channel.in 2005, the show's distributor, HIT Entertainment, partnered to launch the PBS Kids Sprout channel. The Three Friends and Jerry
In Canada, the show aired on YTV

in Australia, it aired on Nickelodeon. It also aired on NCRV in the Netherlands,12
The three friends and jerry

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A kid friendly version of south park,
Expect where kenny McCormick was always being killed off , jerry was always being beat up or punished for something he didn't do.

It use to come on the fox family channel in the late 90s and early 2000s.
by Blu_leef November 30, 2022
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