female bacon

When the exterior of a women's vagina that resembles the outer cornmeal crust on peameal bacon or back bacon which also sounds similar to female bacon

Dude I was about to eat out jessica until I realized she had female bacon and I had to make up an excuse to leave

by EnisThePenis September 27, 2017

Fecal Blues

When you or someone is feeling off because you/they have to poop.

Tanner has the Fecal Blues today...

by JakeStar69 April 9, 2019

Fecalologist

A scientist who scrutinizes the effects of solid excrement on the human libido.

The director of "TWO GIRLS, ONE CUP" was an amateur Fecalologist.

by Darknstranger November 9, 2019

Fecal fiesta

A complete disaster that is a little more PC than shit show.

That meeting quickly turned into a fecal fiesta when he stepped in.

by Tosandes January 5, 2020

Fecalicious

The union of the words "fecal" and "delicious", used to describe something that taste like straight up shit.

If you go to go the reunion, don't eat anything aunt Betsy made. Her cooking is straight up fecalicious!

by C-Money666 January 17, 2020

Female Sniping

For one to go on an app such as Instagram or Snapchat and search for a girl to fall in love or hook up with

Last night I was Female Sniping and I found the perfect girl

by Jack Ferguson January 21, 2020

Female dog

When you can’t say bitch due to censorship

Person: Man, Susan’s such a *female dog*

by nenenenenenenen September 21, 2020