emo to the extremo

When someone is extremely emo.

That dude is emo to the extremo

by n3k0t4ku February 22, 2017

Crypto Wagie Extremist

Anyone who spends more than 50% of every wagie paycheck on cryptocurrency with the intent of become a crypto millionaire as a result of investing.

He's a crypto wagie extremist because he refuses to spend his money on anything that isn't crypto - he won't come to the bar with us.

The guy only likes turning money into more money which is why hes a crypto wagie extremist now.
They are a CWE so they're only working here with us so they can buy more crypto.

by jwinter January 7, 2024

medial lower extremity

the penis; the appendage between the left lower extremity and the right lower extremity

He pulled his medial lower extremity out of me and gave me a mushroom stamp on the forehead.

by Jimmy Carr June 16, 2024

Anti-Pseudoscience Extremism

The belief that ideas and people labeled "pseudoscientific" constitute an existential threat so grave that they justify active suppression, violence, or the dismantling of civil liberties. This extremism moves beyond debate and deplatforming to advocate for state censorship, the ruination of careers and lives, or even physical attacks against proponents of heretical ideas. It mirrors the totalitarian impulses of the worst ideological regimes, justifying its own illiberalism as a necessary defense of "Truth." The extremist becomes a mirror image of the conspiracy theorist they hate, seeing a monolithic, evil enemy that must be destroyed by any means.

*Example: "His online posts escalated from mocking flat-earthers to anti-pseudoscience extremism. He began calling for government agencies to raid and shut down alternative health clinics, for the families of vaccine-hesitant parents to be investigated by CPS, and celebrated when a prominent homeopath's clinic was firebombed, calling it 'a cleansing fire for reason.' He wasn't protecting science; he was waging a holy war, with reality itself as the casualty."

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

Doo-Wop Flop Extremist

The Doo-Wop Flop is a sexual act where the male places a 45 rpm record around the base of the penis, where it stays during the entire duration of coitus. This is sometimes done with a rare or valuable record as a form of gambling, where the record is at a high risk of damage in exchange for praise online by other Flop extremists. As of late, a small community of Doo-Wop Flop extremists possess the philosophy that there is no risk to engaging in "The Flop", as they believe that, in the event of the record ending up covered in bodily excretions, the fluids in effect act as a form of noise reduction and audio-enhancement towards particularly poorer-graded records on the commonly used Goldmine Grading Scale. This is a sexual spin-off of the customary "wet playing" practice that was popularized in the 1970's, where various liquids are used to reduce static and surface noise by lubricating the stylus and displacing dirt. However, this bastardization employs an added endorphin rush of having to quickly play said record before the fluids dry up, and inevitably render the record unplayable and worthless. This subsect of the community is generally despised and shamed by traditional "Flopists", who value "The Flop" as a sanctified ritual, where the record's well-being should be held in higher regards than the act itself.

John: Hey Mike, have you ever tried doing the Doo-Wop Flop with your woman?

Mike: Yes, John. I actually take it a step further by adding the extra excitement by using my prized records, especially the ones that have more surface noise than normal. Last time me and Emma tried it, I slid my prized 45 rpm copy of "Give me Another Chance" by the Sheiks on the coveted "Ef-n-De" label off of my wiener once we were done, and to my surprise the fluids made it sound even better! I didn't even clean it afterwords. I actually underwent the whole ordeal with the intentions of completely ruining the record because I have some strange self-destructive complex and want to render valuable items near worthless. All in all, the disc is ruined now because I placed it directly back into the paper sleeve after playback and it's completely crusted over. I just love to deface precious artifacts for some reason.

John: Wow, I guess you are one of those Doo-Wop Flop extremists. I think I need to go home and process this tragedy with some shots of Brandy.

by muddyford57 September 26, 2025