eduardo

the name of my scrumptious boyfriend. i wanna lick his bootyhole fr fr😩

eduardos gf: eduardo lemme eat yo bootyhole baby girl 😍

eduardo: yes mamas

by bootyhole lovr April 21, 2022

edward

Edward has a little pp and small balls and loves men and loves eating my asshole thanks daddy fuck me

daddy eat me up from a man edward

by sdfghjs May 25, 2022

Edward Mason

Edwardo is very smart and can tell you that
4+4 is actually 9 because of some reason

HE has Tremor disorder And no it is not cancer

he has dark skin but he is not Asian
He is of Swedish decent
he likes earl grey tea

HE is a FREEMASON (never trust him)

He really likes lollie pops might give them to your family
HAHAH

root and tootin bastard-Edward Mason
Never trust a skinny cook-Edward mason

by hahjncjkwebhcvjheb vjerhb June 5, 2022

Edward Hicks

To have to shit so bad in the woods, you grab the nearest QT hot dog container and shit in it while holding on to a truck door for balance. After completion of shit, throw it approximately 5 feet away from the truck.

I just took a nasty Edward Hicks around the corner.

by Mc double June 30, 2022

Edgar Brit

Australian rhyming slang for a shit.

Also shortened to 'Edgar'

Where's the bathroom? I'm stinging for an Edgar Brit

by Gecko lizard July 10, 2022

edgar

An edgar is kind of like a tackuache but dress more ghetto and usually have a fluffy edgar hairstyle.

ey mira ese edgar estupido only tackuaches can have an edgar

by juan el cuh September 20, 2022

Edgar Allen Poe it up

The act of behaving in a manner that Edgar Allen Poe would, most predominantly, sleeping with the corpse of a dead lover (bonus if she is your cousin)

“Oh no, she’s dead. Guess it’s time to Edgar Allen Poe it up!”

“My very attractive cousin died of ligma. I kinda want to Poe it up in the graveyard if you know what I mean.”

by Trees- November 21, 2022