rusty elephant

The act of making one's mouth exceptionally dry and blowing into a penis during oral sex, making a trumpeting noise to mimic an elephant.

Man #1: How was it last night bro?"
Man #2: "Horrible, she gave me a rusty elephant."

by 469 Productions June 3, 2016

Elephant Herders

A synonym of Trump's Cabinet.

"Damn... them Elephant Herders ain't doin a good job"

by #s r = 2 letters January 20, 2018

Elephant-cartwheel

The act of bending ones own penis into ones own asshole.

Perv: Man I got so horney that my elephant did a cartwheel.
Friend: what’s an elephant-cartwheel?

by Rkellyspee February 6, 2018

elephant flop

When you're naked and you jump up and down and your penis looks like an elephant trunk, and the testies are the ears.

Me and my friends all elephant flopped when we found out that I got into college!

by Fagot boy 69 January 6, 2017

elephant sanctuary

A group of fat elderly males performing a circle jerk.

I saw grandpa at the elephant sanctuary.

by Benoit Balls January 23, 2017

Stamping the Elephant

the act of receiving a prince Albert piercing to the male genital shaft.

Bro where is chad? He's Stamping the Elephant. Delicious.

by Cletus Duke January 25, 2017

wan-tan elephant

When one funnels water (or any liquid) into their ass, then sprays it out like an elephant.

Damn! Did you see that wan-tan elephant at the club last night? I got drenched!

by CrItIcALNaRwAL7 February 5, 2017