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humper dumper

humper dumper is the name given to someone that sleeps with somone else and then finishes it
man is going out with woman. man sleeps with woman then soon after dumps the woman. the man is then called a humper dumper.
by JG9 March 11, 2009
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Humped and Dumped

When you or your partner had sex and then proceeded to forget everything about you afterwards.
When a person becomes a humped and dumped victim, here are usual quotes that come after their "diagnosis"

- "Bitch, I thought you loved me! I thought we were going to have a life together..."
- "Hold on, I'm not done yet."
- "You gave bad hummers anyway."
- "Guess it's a great time to tell you that I was trying to hit on your hot friend."
- "Does this mean I have to pay you the $100 now?"
- "HA-HA! Enjoy my gonorrea."
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scavenger dump

the act of leaving a few hints of feces in plain sight en route to a hot and steamy prize some distance from the original "clues". the scavenger dump is best executed in the homes of others or in public domains...unless, of course, you enjoy cleaning up your own shit, in which case, feel free to scavenger dump in the comfort of your own home.

note: the scavenger dump is not to be confused with an AFR (accidental fecal release), commonly known as the shart. the scavenger dump is purely intentional and malicious in nature.
i was in the library the other day and i left those bookworms a scavenger dump from the british lit section into the rare books collection...talk about a Shakespearian tragedy for whoever has to clean that up!
by me@tspin October 16, 2010
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Dump

by shit words September 26, 2019
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Love Dummy

1)Someone who gets abused by the word love. Often thinks they are being loved when they are not.

2)Someone who will do anything in the name of love.
"I care for Megan but i dont love her, she thinks i do; she is a love dummy."
by poiut May 9, 2009
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Tronald Dump

the man who built Dump Towers

You're discharged
Dorkus: "Anyone who's anyone will be here: The Emperor, Princess Oomla, The Royal Court, even real estate empresario Tronald Dump!"
by Dorkus May 15, 2019
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core dump

(1) A term used in computer programming to describe when a program fails. The program then dumps a core, which, in the ancient days of programming, poor code monkeys had to go through to see what was wrong.
(2) A term used by anyone familiar with definition (1) to mean a loss of memory.
(1)
> a.out
> Segmentation Fault (Core Dumped)

(2)
It's the middle of the big exam, and everything rides on the knowledge the test-taker has known for a long time. They're prepared to take the test when suddenly:

"*(*#%#(*&%!!!! MY BRAIN JUST CORE DUMPED!"

And that's a core dump. There goes any chance of a good grade.
by ducky11 December 18, 2005
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