A guy who has sex with couches, but also likes to fantasize about women having sex with dolphins and share it on social media. Person who has sex with a couch and also would like to have sex with a dolphin, or both at the same time.
After JD Vance had sex with a sofa, he immediately searched the internet for porpoise porn, he's such a couch dolphin!
by effdot July 26, 2024
Get the couch dolphinmug. "Hey Max, heard you got dolphin raped."
"Yeah, but i gave her my phone number and she hasn't called me yet. It's been two days now."
"Yeah, but i gave her my phone number and she hasn't called me yet. It's been two days now."
by rAbbist0k January 6, 2016
Get the dolphin rapemug.