intimate pineapple disorder

A disorder where someone likes pineapples in their anus or anywhere else inside their body.

I'm sorry sir, you have intimate pineapple disorder.

by D1n0nlyT8 May 14, 2017

body integrity identity disorder

disorder where one person wants one of their limbs amputated and have sad feelings until the limb is removed.

She had Body integrity identity disorder, so she removed her left leg.

by dumb_child_with_no_life_at_all April 21, 2018

scary bitch disorder

A bitch who talks shit , but when confronted doesn't back any of it up or a bitch who ducks your fade.

Christine suffers from scary bitch disorder.

by Binderella October 15, 2018

shoe addiction dissorder

Buying shoes every minute of every day to the point that you cant afford pizza on tuesdays

RYAN STOP BUYING SHOES YOU HAVE A SHOE ADDICTION DISSORDER- Tali

by Ryanj123456789 June 19, 2019

The k disorder

A disorder where your toe bends in odd positions and sticks out of your shoes. Specifically the pinkie toe on your right foot. this means you have to wear high heels or shoes that have holes in them so you can put the toe through the hole

young boy- what is wrong with your toe?
person with k disorder- oh, do not worry i have the k disorder

by hghtynyu August 4, 2019

Google Doc Anxiety Disorder

Google Doc Anxiety Disorder is the mind and body's reaction to writing, editing, or working in a Google doc that has other people in it. It's the sense of uneasiness, distress, or dread you feel while trying to type with other people virtually watching you. A certain level of anxiety helps us stay alert and aware, but for those suffering from a Google Doc Anxiety Disorder, it feels far from normal - it can be completely debilitating in the workplace, school, or casual atmosphere.

I was trying to finish the monthly marketing report this morning, but Karen was in the Google doc, so I panicked because of my Google Doc Anxiety Disorder.

by coffeeandbs September 5, 2019

PTMD “Post-Traumatic Man Disorder” 2009 LaSonia Harrington

A woman which suffer from a man is or was abusive mentally and physically, liar, cheater, dead-beat father, and always depends on a woman to take care of him.

PTMD “Post-Traumatic Man Disorder” 2009 LaSonia Harrington A Man that wants to be married to you yet in a relationship with you and his side chicks. While his wife and kids struggling to make ends meet.

by MSLLH November 20, 2019