dense

a) an insult used to dehumanise and ruin self-esteem when not employed in an ironic or sarcastic tone.

b) refers to the incompetence of someone to express their real feelings and is rather hiding behind their keyboard if used over snap chat particularly.

My boyfriend of six months just texted me saying "you are ugly and my parents think you are dense" five months after we broke up.

He called me "dense" on snap chat chat, so I roasted his liver.

by uglyanddensechamps May 27, 2019

derect exposure

Refers to what a chick receives when a dude with the hots for her drops his drawers and stands close in front of her so that his huge hard-on is right in her face.

Cutie: I'm not really much into giving blowjobs or handjobs, but I always suckcum to temptation whenever a well-hung stud gives me derect exposure.

by QuacksO June 12, 2019

Derek

An amazing person who can steal you heart just when you hear his voice. Very adventurous and generous when it comes to the people he cares about. Loves meeting new people and making new friends. He loves to give people things that are from the heart but he's still afraid that you wont like the gift. He's very genuine and will do anything to make the people around him happy. He's artistic, unique, fun, a major sweetheart, kind-hearted, and quite the catch. You can never get him off your mind once you meet him. He's someone you'll never want to lose once he's in your life.
Did you see Derek yesterday? Talk about breath taking. Has spineatitis

"Derek ain't got no back" " Derek cant fucking bend"

by 😉😉😉😉😉😈😉😈😉😈😉😈😉😈😉 June 28, 2019

Derek

A Derek is the type of guy that is a sexy sociopath that's ripped and can make any girl get horny just by looking at his hot six pack.

Derek is such a hottie I'm so horny right now I might have an orgasm

by Birth dud July 13, 2019

Derek

That bummy white douche that always gets drunk at the company picnic.

"Yo Ben, who's that weirdo who keeps falling over while playing spikeball?"
"Oh, thats Derek, just ignore him he's blitzed."

by Greg Hazelet Sucks July 24, 2019

Derek

Derek is friends with bato. derek was created by a god.

person 1: n where was Derek
person 2: he was with bato

by kiwi1123 August 11, 2019

Derek

Derek is an aspiring fireman who tells people what they want to hear and then forgets he told you because his head is overwhelmed with anxiety and fear. Derek is a sexual closet freak and wants his butt licked. Derek will make you believe one thing and then forget you like a lemon drop. Derek is a Cancer with a hint of multiple personality and passive aggressive tendencies. He is dirty, sexy, cute, and serious when he wants to be. On the contrary he is the bipolar opposite.

Drop it like Derek drops a lot

by Lickyourownbutt August 18, 2019