December 7

National kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend/and crush at school or home 😏✨

Max : Hey Lexi * kiss*
Lexi :Why did you kiss me

Max bc it’s December 7

by Alexis backerman December 5, 2020

December 19th

National Big PP Day, celebrate the chads who have at least a 6 inch flaccid PP and at least and 8.5 erect...

Guy 1: Dude is ur PP 6 inches flaccid?
Guy 2: No why?
Guy 1: Cause it's December 19th!
Guy 2: Well shit!
Guy 1: Mines 8 Flaccid and 11 erect so I'm celebrating.
Guy 2: Lucky...*cris in tiny pp*

by Proper Definitions Not Fake December 19, 2020

december 24th

National kidnap your favorite person day!

"Hey its December 24th! Christmas eve! Hop in the van Suzy!" John exlaimed.

by weewootimetostealurshoes December 23, 2020

December 31st

The worst day to have a birthday. People are more likely to go out to party then be with you on your birthday. Sometimes you feel lonely and wish it was an other day so you didn't realize how sad and alone you are.

Person 1: Hey man you look upset something up?
You: Sometimes I feel like im Gods big joke
Person 1: Why is that?
You: Im always told how lucky I am for being born on December 31st and how rare it is. Yet on a day where im supposed to be with friends and family I couldn't be more alone. Like God made me on this day just to laugh.
Person 1: Oh...well happy birthday.

by Lllllslsksbdhdbdbd November 22, 2021

December 27th

You have dismal luck and a bad relationship with your parents

Friend: when’s your birthday?
You: December 27th
Friend: So how long have they been divorced?

by DeflatedSponge August 7, 2021

december 27

kiss the girl who means the most to you and hold her

p1: its December 27
p2:so?
p1:*kisses and holds them

by CHRISTIANB40350 November 24, 2021

December 7

People December 7th is tell your crush you like them! No matter what! You have to confess your feelings. On this day you can’t feel nervous or hesitant to tell them how you feel. JUST DO IT NOW OR NEVER!!

It’s December 7th so I have to tell you how I feel. I like you more than a friend. I am sorry if it’s sudden but it is December 7th and all sooo…

by Almighty Person of knowledge December 6, 2021