Skip to main content

Job Done

1. Someone that successfully gets the Job Done
Example: Uber simply doesn't get the Job Done

Example: Pluto and Lu are the only niggaz getting the Job Done
by JDlu February 21, 2021
mugGet the Job Done mug.

Done a Lippy

The act of leaving your sunglasses at a mates place!
Person 1: Whose done a lippy and left their sunnys behind?

Person 2: ahh think it was some guy called bootsy.
by cameronbrisbane April 2, 2021
mugGet the Done a Lippy mug.
It is when you do something very dumb to declare youself that you traveled to the U.S. state, Michigan.
Jaden: You neva been to michigan if you neva done this befo

(flatlines)

Carlos: I guess he went to michigan.
mugGet the You neva been to michigan if you neva done this befo mug.

Bones & Dones

Sunday morning hookup, and then getting doughnuts afterwards. Sometimes also includes coffee.
Worker 1: Hey girl hey, how was your weekend?
Worker 2: Aw, hun- it was great! My man came over yesterday morning and we did a whole Bones & Dones thing and now I’ve already passed my carb limit for the week, plus I’m walking funny. 11/10 I’d do it again.
by Frito Pie May 29, 2021
mugGet the Bones & Dones mug.

Bones & Dones

Sunday morning hook-up, immediately preceding a trip to the doughnut shop. Coffee is sometimes involved.
Worker 1: Hey girl hey, how was the weekend?

Worker 2: It was great! My man came over on Sunday morning for a Bones & Dones session. I’ve already gone over my carb count for the week, and I’m walking funny.
by Frito Pie May 30, 2021
mugGet the Bones & Dones mug.

one up the bum, no harm done

A failed 2011 slogan created for Marie Stopes International by comedy music band The Midnight Beast, promoted with a catchy music video. 'One up the bum and it's no harm done, one up the bum and you won't be a mum."

Not reliable advice as there is a risk of "splash conception" (where semen is spilled into the vagina from the anus) and the risk of a sexually transmitted infection is as high or substantially higher compared to any other sexual act.

Enjoy your AIDS.
"One up the fanny and your mum's a granny" so instead you try kinky bum sex, hoping to avoid pregnancy?

The "one up the bum, no harm done" assumption is not a good idea. Where do you think lawyers come from?
by bitchuck September 5, 2024
mugGet the one up the bum, no harm done mug.

Dirty Deeds done with Sheep

A rendition of AC/DC's "Dirty Deeds done dirt cheap" created by the infamous Bob Rivers.

Likely not safe for work, at least once he sheepishly confesses to pulling the wool over your eyes.
If you're havin trouble with you barnyard friends
Youve got a thing for ewes
Been countin sheep but you're not in bed
Heres what you gotta do:
Get out the barn stay off the farm!
Go read a nursery rhyme.
Don't ring 976-BAAA
That kind of loves a crime!

Dirty deeds done with sheep
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep
Dirty deeds done with sheep
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep

My friend Larry has a little lamb
Her fleece is white as snow.
He keeps bragging 'bout her night and day
Someone should tell him, No,
Look at the flock they're all in shock!
Here comes that mutton fan.
Knock off the fleece Give them some peace.
Don't be a barn door man!

Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep!

Velcro gloves Knee pads Late-night dates
Done with sheep!
Warning signs Electric fences High Voltage!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds
Don't tell em what I've done to you!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds, done with sheep! Aaaargh!

(Quiet, girls! I think the shepherds coming!)
by bitchuck September 8, 2024
mugGet the Dirty Deeds done with Sheep mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email