crusty old favor

A favor asked of a younger person that Is not sexual in nature, but the recipient of the favor receives sexual pleasure from the act.
Mr. Olsen asked me to sweep off his porch again, but I think it was a crusty old favor. He was watching me handle the broom very intently. He makes me feel uncomfortable.
by Cuban Sammy November 21, 2019
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crusty crown

The art of placing turds on a mates forehead while they are stone cold drunk in the pattern of a crown. Upon waking, the hours have slightly dried out the turds to a crust that must be scrubbed off.
Gary passed out last weekend and we decided to make him a crusty crown so everyone at the party knew who the king was.
by C.L. Cates June 24, 2014
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Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.
Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.
by Witch man August 29, 2022
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crusty owl neck

Get your crusty owl neck away from my corn hole, right now!
by Crustyneck December 05, 2020
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crusty corns

the nasty bunched up things on the side of your big toe.
Dont put them nasty crusty corns on me!
by Vannessa May 30, 2005
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"Have you seen Oliva?"
"No, have you checked the Crusty Drawls Chamber of Beans?"
by EvilDiddy_Overlord9 February 19, 2025
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