Couch Christ

People who say what should have been done before a natural disaster, but after the disaster has already occurred. People who criticize rescue and recovery efforts or say what should be done while sitting on their sofa or couch at home watching it on Tv. Inaction to help, but continue to critique and criticize. - SEE SOFA SAVIOR - people who are going to save the world from their sofa or couch.

While watching Maui rescue on TV, my father turned into a real Couch Christ saying what rescuers should be doing differently. Yet, he has no experience in rescue operations.

by Captain LRC July 12, 2025

strawberry couch

a fucking masterpiece. the dream of every cutecore mf like me. 🎀🦴🍮🐾

person 1: omg i want the strawberry couch
person 2: oh so you like cutecore?

by wonie- February 14, 2023

Drama Couch

A situation where a person is surrounded by drama, but does not want or have any drama.

Girl 1: Did you hear about so-and-so hooking up with what's his face? They're so gonna be in trouble when so-and-so's boyfriend finds out!

Girl 2: OMFG I did! I heard that what's his face and so-and-so broke up last night!

Guy: Get me off of this Drama Couch!!

by YesQuite December 18, 2009

Couch Callin

Used when someones saying they need to get home to sit on their couch and watch their shows. Basically saying “I need some me time”

Chaz: you trying to hit this party tonight?

Mike: nahh man the couch callin

Chaz: dude you’ve seen the office like thirty times stop being a bitch

by Merle27 February 25, 2019

Couch thief

a. That friend who somehow always ends up leaning on your life, crashing on your couch, and gives you nothing in return, i.e. when you're all watching TV, the couch thief asks you to get a soda for them, and when you return they've stolen your seat.

Brian is a couch thief. He venmo-ed me to split the Uber, even though he had a free ride.

by 60MinutesInHavana November 22, 2017

Couching

Sitting on the couch being worthless. Often times accompanied by smoking weed and ordering delivery.

Alex was couching all day Sunday, when Meagehn tried to say she invented the word.

by Beanflicka14 August 6, 2017

gives great couch

When a celebrity has an excellent conversation with a talk show host, particularly a late night talk show host.

Julia Roberts gives great couch on Stephen Colbert.

by Grace Noble December 29, 2023