Coochie Smoothie

When you nut in her and it mixes with the pussy juice, it creates a coochie smoothie

John: How did the date go last night?
Jake: It went great! I drinking up that coochie smoothie the whole night!

by Whitest Anglo-Saxon September 16, 2021

goofy coochie

A girl that gives her coochie to goofies only

She only fuck with goofies that girl got goofy coochie.

by Larry lawfish August 27, 2023

Christmas Coochie

When a woman wears leggings and sweat pants for the cold months of the year, leaving her with a sweaty, smelly Christmas Coochie. (Because December is in the middle of the cold season.) This is the time of year when most women leave their sweet bush to grow free and sweat as it pleases.

"Dude, did you hear that girl at the party had a Christmas Coochie? It was rank!"

by CrackIsWackYo October 22, 2019

Coochie Capture

The act of putting a fishing hook inside of a girl's vagina and ripping it out during her climax.

She wanted me to do the coochie capture and put my dick in there, but I was like nah.

by asshat305 January 23, 2020

Coochie Roof

A Slab of fat that hangs over an obese persons coochie aka vagina aka pussy

Damn that bitch gotta Coochie Roof

by Angeliq Shelley November 20, 2019

Coochie van

Describes a vehicle where women get their doonies beaten. Typically used by rapper YNJAY.

“She finna get fucked in this coochie van.”

by Coochie fan man December 18, 2021

stardew coochie

A type of coochie a nigga can only hit while in the act of playing the game Stardew Vally with a female other. This type of coochie is often received from cutting off your friends and heavy simping. Not to mention defending the female when she is clearly any and every situation.

Kenny hitting that stardew coochie....

by Booty eater 223 April 03, 2020