coffee-lag

Caffeine withdrawal as a consequence of alterations to circadian rhythms leading one's body to believe, at random periods during the day or night, that it is time for one's next cup of coffee.

HUSBAND & WIFE RETURN FROM TRIP TO PARIS.
Wife: Why are you getting up in the middle of the night to make coffee?
Husband: It's so strange; I feel I need a café au lait.
Wife: Oh no, you must have coffee-lag!

by DanielMK June 19, 2008

coffee shop monger

A person who seems to spend all their time at a coffee shop. May end up working there. Usually has long hair and reeks of coffee.

Jake is such a coffee shop monger.

by el_quixote February 25, 2010

Coffee

also known as satanist poop it was invented in 4000bc by a satanist cult in ethopia. also known as poofee cause no one likes fees sp thats an insult and were also calling it poop. don´t drink this satanist potion it is actually made out of human feces.

tyler:kirbo dont drink the evil poofee!
kirbo:thanks for helping me stay gods fav kid. now i wont ever drink the feces of satanists again pulled from the toilests found in the church of satan known as satanist coffee

by Wiisportselisasuperfan January 2, 2021

Iced Coffee Roll

When in the morning, after anal sex the person who received poops a jizzy poop, resembling a glazed coffee roll.

Booth took a serious nut and the next morning she made a nice iced coffee roll.

by Darkina May 19, 2012

Scandinavian Coffee Bath

The Scandinavian Coffee Bath is the preferred method of caffeine consumption for millions of Scandinavians. A proper bath involves finely ground coffee beans, a funnel and one cup of lukewarm distilled water for every heaping tablespoon of grinds. Consumers merely need to funnel grinds into their anus and chase slowly with water. Sitting with your anus elevated, pointing your toes to the sky and gently thrusting upwards will brew the coffee directly into your rectum, causing a slight caffeine buzz beginning in your rectum and ending in your brain.

Gus: Hey man, want a French press or an Americano?

Lucas: Neither man. I had a Scandinavian Coffee Bath at breakfast and I'm still buzzing.

by Dr. Vysick Risling MD January 10, 2017

Matcha coffee

Coffee consumed by north face wearing hipsters

Hey guys, let’s go get some matcha coffee then go sit on the swing at Sophie’s!

by KCHasnomates May 30, 2018

Black Coffee

A symbol of Hate/Dislike.

Here's a black Coffee!
Excuse me, I asked for a chocolate frappe. I WANT TO SEE YOUR MANAGER!
SIT THE FUCK DOWN, DAVE. IT'S FROM THE MANAGER.
WHO'S YOUR MANAGER?

DAN.
Oh. *runs away*

by YeetTheDave,Phil. September 28, 2018