The Coffee Seesaw

An oldskool dance. To preform the coffee seesaw, one must take their arms and bend them approximatly 90 degrees at the elbow out in front of their person. Cup the hands as if you were grasping piping hot coffees. Then, in an alternating fashon, move one arm up, and one down. Repeat. Congratgulations, you have just done the Coffee Seesaw!

shyketh1: the fuck you doing?
vargad1: why, the coffee seesaw, what else?
daras1: omfgroflbatmanjuggler!

by daras1 March 17, 2005

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Coffee Moment

A point during adulthood when something one has tried and disliked many times in youth finally becomes palatable.

"So I was watching History of the World Part 1 for like the hundredth time the other day and I finally had my coffee moment with Monty Python."

by j0npau1 May 16, 2012

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iced coffee

a dessert which is a cold version of coffee

i would like an iced coffee for dessert

by John's big brain May 14, 2021

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Coffee mom

A mom who believes their child (ren) always follow the rules and would never do anything intentionally wrong.

Owen just got those shoes last week and they're already destroyed.

He has always been tough on shoes; that doesn't happen with your other son.

If he loves the shoes, he will do everything he can to care for them though, right?

Pfff if you believe that, you're a complete coffee mom.

by Whatsgoodyoungho February 13, 2018

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Coffee in the cockpit

Referring to those who want to spice up their sex life and do the uncomfortable act of shoving gas station vitamin pills into their urethra in order to have alleged better sex.
Their is no scientific evidence to support this does anything except cause infection, causing 3 hospitalizations in the past year.

I'm so tired babe let me throw some coffee in the cockpit real quick.

by TheAbsurdistShow August 19, 2021

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