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Christ

It’s a Verb. Meaning to reach such an epiphany that it causes you to make immediate action, usually positive and turn things for the better.

Past tense: christed

Similar to Epiphany
Jane fucking christed in therapy last week and finally left her abusive husband.

It’s like I finally christed when I doctor told me I didn’t have liver cancer and I just stopped drinking.

She reached a christ and now she’s less of a bitch than before.
by Timeless Existence January 31, 2020
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rotting christ

Another wussy black metal band trying to be true.

Related bands - Cradle of flith, Children of Bodom, Hectate Enthroned.

Bands you SHOULD listen too so that you don't sound like a wuss - Mayhem, Emperor, Burzum (old stuff), Satyricon, Impaled Nazarene.
Untrue metalhead: ZOMG, Rotting Christ is so good.

Norsk svart metallkriger: Shut up you piece of trash, Immortal is better.

Norsk svart metallkriger = roughly translates too: Norweigan black metal warrior
by Strange Old Brew September 18, 2005
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rotting christ

Another black/death metal band who has nothing better to do than growl so low that it sounds like belching, that or screaming like they lost their scrotum, on and on about how bad christianity supposedly is.
by nigger goblin June 24, 2003
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Christa

The biggest sick cunt out in broady, wears Gucci to impress moey don’t worry
Look moey, it’s christa
by GFsssf November 2, 2019
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christchurch

where you got to worship Jesus
Since you like Jesus, I'll probably see you at Christchurch.
by tampopo May 4, 2011
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Jesus Christ

The Lord and Savior of the universe. The one and only Son of God who died for us and our sins so if we trust in him and turn away from our sins we may have everlasting life. Trust in Jesus Christ and read your Bible today. Trust in Jesus like you trust a parachute for God is the only one who can save us from being lost.
Jesus Christ is King.
Jesus Christ is God.
Jesus Christ is Lord.
Jesus Christ died for our sins.
Jesus Loves you.
by Evangelist of Jesus Christ March 19, 2021
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Jesus Christ

Best man that ever lived. He died on the cross for you and me :)
by OldHandleMcBroom May 14, 2021
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