choke

when you drop an anticipated activity you were suppose to do, usually because you were too stressed/anxious/scared/lazy.

expression from Quebec that is also used when speaking french.

did you go on the date with x finally?
no, I choked!

you better come to the party with me tonight! don't choke!

I wanted to have this haircut, but I choked.

I'm always choking when it comes to tattoos.

by clubmate July 5, 2016

choke

When you’re in a really good Fortnite fight and your about to get a #1 Victory Royale, but you instead die and get #2.

Bob: I choked my round?
Jeff: Lol.

by bob383828 January 17, 2024

joy choke

When your partner is about to cum, you squeeze his unit until then head is purple and then quickly jam a q-tip in his urethra.

Todd was about to cum but I gave him a joy choke and he passed out. He's so adorable.

by Shueman December 18, 2015

choke on rocks

choking on rocks is basically saying go smoke crack until you choke or drown in it.

i told that sleezy whore to go choke on rocks

by twink; December 17, 2008

Toronto Choke

Just when it seems like you're about to finish you inexplicably stop performing. You came in confident, made it interesting, even dominated for a bit, but then collapsed in spectacular fashion and finished crying in the showers. No one knows why. Neither do you.

"It was going so well. I thought I was going to get a strong finish, but nope. Total Toronto Choke. Just collapsed under pressure"

by Shibbys April 29, 2025

Choke hit

After you’er done smoking your pipe, you shake it around a bit while covering the choke to loosen all the unsmoked greens that fell through the bowl hole (while packing). You have to shake your pipe with choke facing down so that all the greens gather at the choke hole. Then you put the flam to the choke and smoke it like a one hitter but don’t drag to hard because you might pull the greens away from the hole before you let it cherry.

Stoner : yo i think it’s done
Intellectual : you have to choke hit it to really clear it out
Stoner : you have to what ?

by Ceiling window May 28, 2018

Choking Pirate

When a guy ejaculates in his own eye or a girls eye and continues to choke him or her out while holding his eye and throat.

Natalie Bair, choking pirate.
"Man, you got that in my eye, let me choke you"

"Gave that bitch a choking pirate"

by Santa9511 April 23, 2014