The "Chocolate Helmet"

This is where you lay a large mud monkey on your partners head while violently masturbating!

Last night I gave cheech "the "chocolate helmet""

by lanegarret May 21, 2009

Chocolate creampie

4 guys, 2 teams. 2 of them drench their dicks in chocolate syrup. The other has to suck all the chocolate off. Whoever sucks it off first, wins. The loser has to get creampied in the ass from the other three.

Man, I was really sucking at it when we were playing Chocolate Creampie yesterday.

by Jackie boi August 23, 2017

Chocolate Santa

A sex act, where you eat the cookie, drink the milk, then leave a chocolate surprise and leave unnoticed.

I ate her out, licked her tit, then shit in her bed and left, it was a chocolate santa.

by :j.ustin December 27, 2005

shoot the chocolate

take a shit

Where's the bathroom, I gotta shoot the chocolate.

by brock0lee February 16, 2004

chocolate ploughman

a man that loves giving anal sex. nothing to do with farming.

fancy a chocolate ploughman?

by harray shipmonay March 12, 2008

chocolate milkwagons

A black woman's breasts.

That woman has some nice chocolate milkwagons.
Look at those chocolate milkwagons shake.
I could sure go for a swig from those chocolate milkwagons

by Original Rotten May 24, 2006

Chocolate Eclair

Having a particularly dirty anal sex setion and then ejaculating into the anus. The penis or ejaculating dildo should have fecal matter on the surface and the ejaculate should be contained in the anus with only a dollop on the out side.

I thaught she had an enima but when I ended up with a the Chocolate Eclair I knew differently.

by PhillZ February 7, 2010