The "Chocolate Helmet"

This is where you lay a large mud monkey on your partners head while violently masturbating!

Last night I gave cheech "the "chocolate helmet""

by lanegarret May 21, 2009

Chocolate creampie

4 guys, 2 teams. 2 of them drench their dicks in chocolate syrup. The other has to suck all the chocolate off. Whoever sucks it off first, wins. The loser has to get creampied in the ass from the other three.

Man, I was really sucking at it when we were playing Chocolate Creampie yesterday.

by Jackie boi August 23, 2017

Chocolate Santa

A sex act, where you eat the cookie, drink the milk, then leave a chocolate surprise and leave unnoticed.

I ate her out, licked her tit, then shit in her bed and left, it was a chocolate santa.

by :j.ustin December 27, 2005

Chocolate Eclair

Having a particularly dirty anal sex setion and then ejaculating into the anus. The penis or ejaculating dildo should have fecal matter on the surface and the ejaculate should be contained in the anus with only a dollop on the out side.

I thaught she had an enima but when I ended up with a the Chocolate Eclair I knew differently.

by PhillZ February 07, 2010

Chocolate Cracker

A more colorful choice of words to describe a wigger. White nigger.

I got car jacked the other day but it wasn't even a real chocolate. It was a chocolate cracker!

by NiggaLars January 03, 2009

shoot the chocolate

take a shit

Where's the bathroom, I gotta shoot the chocolate.

by brock0lee February 16, 2004

Chocolate Pelican

The act of sitting on someone's face so as to allow them to blow you as you simultaneously defecate into their hair.

"Bro. Gave my girlfriend a Chocolate Pelican last night"
"Oh snap, my chick would never let me do that. She'd be all like, 'not in my hair you don't.'

by Hasina&Marious June 19, 2010