chocolate bowtie

when you fuck a girl in the ass and pull your dick out and slap her in the throat with it

i gave that bitch a chocolate bowtie

by cb666 June 25, 2005

Chocolate creampie

4 guys, 2 teams. 2 of them drench their dicks in chocolate syrup. The other has to suck all the chocolate off. Whoever sucks it off first, wins. The loser has to get creampied in the ass from the other three.

Man, I was really sucking at it when we were playing Chocolate Creampie yesterday.

by Jackie boi August 23, 2017

Chocolate Santa

A sex act, where you eat the cookie, drink the milk, then leave a chocolate surprise and leave unnoticed.

I ate her out, licked her tit, then shit in her bed and left, it was a chocolate santa.

by :j.ustin December 27, 2005

Chocolate Eclair

Having a particularly dirty anal sex setion and then ejaculating into the anus. The penis or ejaculating dildo should have fecal matter on the surface and the ejaculate should be contained in the anus with only a dollop on the out side.

I thaught she had an enima but when I ended up with a the Chocolate Eclair I knew differently.

by PhillZ February 7, 2010

Chocolate Surf

Taking your laptop or internet phone into the bathroom while defecating.

Guy 1: This video on YouTube looks awesome but I really gotta poop

Guy 2: Dude, Just do a Chocolate Surf

by Koko and The Chief October 2, 2009

Chocolate Pelican

The act of sitting on someone's face so as to allow them to blow you as you simultaneously defecate into their hair.

"Bro. Gave my girlfriend a Chocolate Pelican last night"
"Oh snap, my chick would never let me do that. She'd be all like, 'not in my hair you don't.'

by Hasina&Marious June 21, 2010

chocolate milkwagons

A black woman's breasts.

That woman has some nice chocolate milkwagons.
Look at those chocolate milkwagons shake.
I could sure go for a swig from those chocolate milkwagons

by Original Rotten May 24, 2006