by Hahalizzie March 09, 2018
a special cake that is presented only after you have forgotten about someone's birthday; the intention is to make you feel guilty for forgetting
I forgot my dad's birthday and 3 months later, my step-mom brought out a guilt cake cake for him as a surprise. I sat there uncomfortably... thinking, "what a nice surprise... now I can feel really guilty about forgetting my dad's birthday"
by lexshare August 12, 2011
A real sweetheart of a guy; a good man, sweet like a tea cake; one's boyfriend or a good-looking guy, as in "he my tea cake", as in a yummy dessert. (Also a character in Zora Neale Hurston's novel: "Their Eyes Were Watching God")
"He my tea cake." "What you doin messin wid ma tea cake?"
"Gonna get me summa ma tea cake tonight, for real!" "My tea cake gave me dis fo' our anniversary." "He gonna make some gurl a real fine tea cake, one day." "Ew, wouldja just look at him! He a real tea cake, ain't he?"
"Gonna get me summa ma tea cake tonight, for real!" "My tea cake gave me dis fo' our anniversary." "He gonna make some gurl a real fine tea cake, one day." "Ew, wouldja just look at him! He a real tea cake, ain't he?"
by nina_infinite February 16, 2007
One who eats bad food like candy, frozen pizzas, otter pops, pop tarts, and so on and doesn't eat any healthy food. Reflects that of a college diet. The person does not even need to be fat to be a fatty cakes, they can be skinny and eat a whole lot of crappy food.
Also refers to a Donut.
Also refers to a Donut.
Yo hommie you are such a fricken fatty cakes put down the swedish fish and cheese cake. Fricken Fatty cakes.
That chick is skinny but she is one fatty cakes.
Hey officer how did your fatty cake taste.
That chick is skinny but she is one fatty cakes.
Hey officer how did your fatty cake taste.
by Bobby Bogelheimer April 14, 2008
1. Eating pussy
2. Eating out (sexually)
3. Eating a girl's stuff (cake)
4. To use your mouth to sexually stimulate a girl's vagina
2. Eating out (sexually)
3. Eating a girl's stuff (cake)
4. To use your mouth to sexually stimulate a girl's vagina
Ex 1:
Kathy: Yeah, I sucked his dick and I was hoping he would return the favor but he doesn't eat cake!
Ex 2:
Bob: Kathy totally blew me last night.
Fred: No shit? Did you eat cake?
Bob: No! That shit's gross, dawg.
Kathy: Yeah, I sucked his dick and I was hoping he would return the favor but he doesn't eat cake!
Ex 2:
Bob: Kathy totally blew me last night.
Fred: No shit? Did you eat cake?
Bob: No! That shit's gross, dawg.
by pc15 December 08, 2008
A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It's quite the logical combo of "wet and messy" with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. In recent years it's become quite the fad in-vogue in Hollywood ith Christina Aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for "OUT" magazine.
Dan: I can't wait for Alanis to perform a well publicized cake sitting on Leno.
Jennifer: I can sit on a cake for you just as sexily as she does. Unlike her, I may not wear any clothes so the feel of the fudge on my smooth butt getting into my crack....YUM!
Jennifer: I can sit on a cake for you just as sexily as she does. Unlike her, I may not wear any clothes so the feel of the fudge on my smooth butt getting into my crack....YUM!
by SeniorGaGaGa October 14, 2010
when receiving oral sex from a female, one ejaculates onto her face and she proceeds to light a cigarette without cleaning off the semen. while not necessary, it is encouraged to shout "happy birthday" whilst ejaculating. without cigarette, referred to simply as "icing" the cake.
My girlfriend ran out of menthols, so had to use one my smokes when I gave her her face cake last night.
by railgin October 01, 2012