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Cunt jockey

One who rides cunts for a living.
j:Who is that man over there flirtin with all those chicks?
m: oh thats jose. he is just a cunt jockey.
by htbjsg June 8, 2010
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cunt clown

Noun: A guy who becomes completely uncollected, unrecognizable to his friends and just plain dopey while in the presence of mind numbingly beautiful girls.
Verb: (Cunt Clowning) The afore mentioned guy in the process of making a total ass of himself as engaged in the futile pursuit of a girl so amazing it hurts to look at her. Usually while simultaneously ignoring his friends.
1. Freddy is such a ridiculous cunt clown when he goes clubbing! Last time we were here he got shut down every time; those broads were way out of his league.
2. (a) Where did that asshole Freddy go, he's
sponsoring this fucking round!
(b) See that goddess at the end of the bar?
(a) Yeah?
(b) He's over there cunt clowning again. Yep,
he fancies himself quite a swordsman.
(a) God, what an asshole.
by Jesus Tap Dancin' Christ June 29, 2010
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Cuntahontis

Someone who is a cunt, but worse.
Boy 1: Lucy won't answer my calls.

Boy 2: What a cuntahontis!
by ramirezmakemeasandwhich July 11, 2010
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Cunt Scraper

I've gotta go to see my cunt scraper, my cunt is a bit yeasty.

Wouldn't mind a good cunt scrape, my cunt is very cottage cheesy.
by Andrew Shillington October 21, 2010
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Cunt pack

Cunt pack or cunt packing is a verb that describes the act of viciously stabbing a vagina with your dick. In other words, packing a cunt full of your dick.
Tom: dude! Have heard of all the cunts Dave has been packing?
Kevin: Yeah! He's like a professional cunt packer!
Tom: ahh yes, the profession of champions.
by Cunt packer July 17, 2013
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Cunt Kid

A little child screaming in a supermarket/ public place because they don't get their own way.
Look at that cunt kid. He/she needs a slap oops upside da head
by chapchap87 May 2, 2014
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Cunt Pudge

The "Cunt Pudge" is the area above the vagina, typically on chubby to obese people. This area can look like a continuation of stomach fat, however it is in fact a separate segment.
by AntEater May 23, 2014
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