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couch arrest

When you are in a state that requires you to sleep on the couch it can be for a night a week or months. Couch arrest can happen in a relationship when the other people don't want you in the bed or it can be with roommates who don't have a bed to sleep in and you got to sleep on the couch it can either suck badly or be really cool depending on the situation
by Swaggy Jeff September 12, 2022
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couch potatotalitarianism

When a democratic society becomes a dictatorship because the people are too lazy to revolt
Our country used to be free but we were so busy playing video games we didn't notice the fascists take over; now we're plagued by couch potatotalitarianism
by Morriebunned May 29, 2017
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Couch crotch

When your genitals develop a smelly smell after prolonged couch sitting. Usually from build up of sweat from sitting too long and/or persitant need of showering.
I spent the day off playing video games and my girlfriend wont have sex with me because I have couch crotch.

I really need to shower, I have some serious couch crotch.
by Lilbritt October 22, 2018
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Abigail Couch

She’s a couch and has nice curly brown hair, Abby is a really sweet friend who likes to be sassy at the worst times and also is beautiful she always thinks that she annoys people but in reality everyone loves her. Anyone that’s her friend is lucky to know her.
Abigail Couch is a beautiful, sweet girl and anyone would be lucky to be friends with her
by Lukevader112 March 14, 2025
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Couch

To describe something as cool, hip or trendy. Used similarly to “Camp” but modern and less sarcastic.
Trent: Hey I just bought this new hat what do you think?
Barbara: That’s totally couch!
by Couched4eva April 30, 2024
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Couching

Another word for cuddling, or snuggling. Particularly on a couch.
“Yeah me and Sally were hardcore couching last night.”
by poopdidyscoop December 28, 2024
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two guys and a couch

Two guys who arent gay but blow eachother while doing a podcast on the couch
Thomas and Pete were two guys and a couch doing a podcast
by Stephchiohey October 1, 2017
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