MBA Catch Phrase Bingo - A series of canned phrases, used by bosses to deflect questions and sound smarter than everyone. Done properly it’s like a magic trick that confuses the masses into thinking the boss answered the question when he didn’t.
Carl: Hey Kyle, Did Lance explain what’s going on with the layoffs during the staff meeting?
Kyle: I asked him and he wouldn’t answer it directly. He decided to play MBA catch phrase bingo with us instead.
He said, “At the end of the day”, “right-size it” and something about “squaring the circle.” No one knows what the fuck just happened in there.
Kyle: I asked him and he wouldn’t answer it directly. He decided to play MBA catch phrase bingo with us instead.
He said, “At the end of the day”, “right-size it” and something about “squaring the circle.” No one knows what the fuck just happened in there.
by P-Biddy December 22, 2018
Head Illinois State Trooper: ...but only one man in a million can survive that fall. The guy is fish food.
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: Fine. Go get a cane pole, catch the fish that ate him.
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: Fine. Go get a cane pole, catch the fish that ate him.
by DasImperator September 10, 2008
The term used by ghetto black bitches when in argument with non-nyugahs.The expression questions why this non-nyugah is getting angry with the ghetto nyugah woman.
by Big Pappa Z March 02, 2012
When drivers try to merge onto the highway zipper-style and the vehicles both on the merge ramp and in the lane of travel come to a complete stop.
You were nearly to work on time but you got hung up CATCHING YOUR DICK IN THE ZIPPER BECAUSE NOBODY ON 422 CAN FUCKING DRIVE!!!
by #Fired December 18, 2019
by GregNelson29 May 10, 2023
by pinkhat11 February 09, 2017
It's your round. Why don't you mime "Catching a fox on a horse hunt". That will be fun for everyone.
by anarsh April 05, 2020